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I don't see how this is a shitpost, it's just unironically a great thing to do.
How much did big olive pay you to say this
I'd love to eat big olive
Yeah, they're delicious, nutritious, and never go bad. Perfect for the man who does not like grocery shopping.
Are the haters imagining people eating the super-salty pimiento olives? I'm talking about the fancy olives that I, as a sophisticated and wealthy bachelor, buy per-pound from the grocery-store salad bar.
Wait never go bad?
Not never, but the ones in sealed jars or cans can last years. Opened jars/cans and deli-counter olives can last months if refrigerated.
There's a limit to not exceed though (for me at least :-D )
41 olives.
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