What’s the worst piece of technology you’ve ever owned?

Their home/home office stuff is absolutely trash. That much is true.

Much of their small business stuff is on the verge of being ok. Just, expensive for what it is.

Meanwhile at work we have hp enterprise printers that are twelve years old and still working flawlessly.

I have a laserjet 1020 and its absolutely flawless

Depends on when it was produced.

My 1998 HP 4050DTN is still going strong, an absolutely bulletproof beast of a machine. My HP 5000DTN wide-format printer is much the same.

Of course, this was years before the DRM enshittification path that HP started down, so there is that.