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The trick is to save many jars of the stuff, so you can really go out in style.
I have an ex who was a self-described jar goblin and fancied herself a witch. Somehow, she couldn't conjure up a fucking job the entire time we were together. I keep as few jars in my home as possible now, and I use the two little heart-handled spoons she left behind when she moved as solely to scoop wet cat food from the tin because fuck her.
...fancied herself a witch. Somehow, she couldn't conjure up a fucking job
I'm sorry for your pain, but I laughed out loud at this. Guffawed, even.
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