Being completely serious about the laptop, the most serious allegations against Joe Biden from all their obsessing over Hunter Biden is a claim that he had been engaging in essentially pay-for-access while in office (as VP and/or as a Senator), using family as intermediaries to facilitate it.
Replace "family" with "hotels" and you've got something we're all pretty sure Trump was also doing as president.
More, DOJ: "Hey listen, we've known about this for four years straight but our hands are tied until after the election. Maybe hope that SDNY case about hush money to a sex worker pays off."