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I tried to teach my kids that wind comes from the trees waving their branches. They were too smart to believe that, fortunately.
Obviously, because it's from trees sneezing. The branches have nothing to do with it
Isn't that what "Wind in the Willows" is all about? achoo
I believe that's a Calvin and Hobbes reference.
Wind happens when too many people are facing the same direction as they fart.
And the sky is blue because it reflects the ocean.
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