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Wait wait wait, hear me out
A snailIm not risking it unless I can verify the identity of the snail beforehand. With my luck, I know what snail it would be.
picks up pretty seashell How tough can a snail be?
Use a brick
This guy doesn't know about the snail.
I do, but what is the snail going to do if it gets crushed by a brick?
It's immortal.
Then throw salt at it. If it is immortal, might as well make it miserable
Is the snail already chasing after me?
This fight started in 2002 mate, you just forgot.
Decoy snail.
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