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I'm going to start talking about balls the way weird men talk about boobs
"THE WOKE MOB HATE THE UNDENIABLE BEAUTY OF HIS GIANT SIZE 8 QUIVERING BALLSACK"
what animal can we refer to them as? if breasts already got all the bird names... maybe they oughta be marsupials.
LOOK AT THE WOMBATS ON THAT GUY
"Please stop talking about my balls..."
"OH WHAT, I'M NOT ALLOWED TO APPRECIATE BEAUTY?! IT WAS A COMPLIMENT. MASCISM HAS RUINED MEN!"
Look at the wattle on him
I bet there are so many rocks in his crop 🤩💦💦💦
Look at the Quokka's hanging off that dude!
Can't have testicles the size of billiards balls no more, 'cus of woke.
Sorry, not beautiful, no amount of Hollywood woke propaganda will make me accept men with balls smaller than bowling balls. Why does the left hate masculine beauty?
wolf whistle Look at the plums on that feller!
THE SIZE OF AVOCADOS THEY ARE
I think avocado actually was derived from the Maya/Aztec (not sure which) word for balls.
Sweetie we have truck nuts, that's equality.
as I shook his hand, his ballsack bounced testicularly
"[...]a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it." - Dr. Evil
Are testicle sizes even a thing?
Let's make it a thing.
The woke mob hates Japanese culture!
Edit: Oh yeah there's that South Park episode too. CW South Park
Stop posting my thoughts. 🤬
You just reminded me of this South Park episode. Thanks.
CW: South Park
