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I never thought there would be a graph where Jesus and I aligned
13 1 ReplyBy all accounts he was a pretty chill dude. Hanging out with prostitutes and turning water to wine, feeding the poor and flipping tables at the marketplace.
32 2 ReplyUnless he was hungry, in which case he'd angrily scream at trees.
13 0 ReplyThe fig tree is a metaphor for people who aren't bringing good into the world but just taking up space.
12 1 ReplyBut the tree was out of season. So it's a terrible metaphor.
10 0 ReplyFuck. The Protestants were right. Jesus wants us working all the time, even when we shouldn't be.
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Oh shit
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Mood, though
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He also liked feet.
10 0 Replybased working girl whisperer
5 1 Reply....am I a Christian?
3 1 ReplyNo, but neither was Jesus.
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Except it wasn't a marketplace which makes it even better
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Jesus himself seems like he had the right ideas, it’s Christians that are the problem.
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