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Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world no banana @lemmy.world 11 mo. ago

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Ok om very sure the Crocotta is an Australian spider cryptid
- Don't you mean Kumonga? Not to be confused with ...uh... dang, I'm running out of cryptids.
  
  dang, I'm running out of cryptids.
  
  Happens to me near the end of every month. I really need to budget them better.
  
  You're thinking of Crypto. Cryptids are those one-eyed giants from Greek mythology.
  
  You're thinking of Cyclops. Cryptids are small sap-sucking insects.
  
  Those are Aphids. You're thinking of the medical word for chronic indifference.
  
  You're thinking of apathy. Cryptids are Dungeons & Dragons aberrations with psionic powers that hail from the Astral plane.
  
  Those are illithids, the Mind Flayers. You're thinking of Adam's first wife.
  
  That's Lilith. You're thinking of unlawful conduct or contraband.
  
  That's "illegal". You're thinking of handwriting that's not clear enough to be read.
  
  That's illegible. You're thinking of a bachelor that people want to marry.

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