I've sat for a while meditating on this, and now I come here to share the fruits of my mental labor. The comment I've been working on for hours is: lol
Picture OP in a lab coat and glasses, staring pensively at a blue liquid in an erlenmeyer flask. Behind them is a whiteboard with "LPLLXL L?L" written on it. The world awaits, breath held close as a mother holds her newborn.