You Wouldn't Steal a Car
You Wouldn't Steal a Car

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You Wouldn't Steal a Car - Wikipedia

You Wouldn't Steal a Car
You Wouldn't Steal a Car - Wikipedia
You wouldn't shoot a policeman! And then steal his helmet!
You wouldn't take a shit in the helmet and leave it on his doorstep for his grieving widow to find!
Then steal the helmet back again!
And then take a shit in their chimney!