Why do you think JD Vance killed the Pope?
Why do you think JD Vance killed the Pope?
I didn't think he would really do it.
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Vance saw this sexy ass chair And he just had to fuck it. I had to get down and dirty with that fancy seat. The pope tried to get in his way.
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Are... Are you JD Vance?
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Nah... but I got sucked into the couch appreciation, white house signal chat last week
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Ohhhh ok I get it. You tag teamed the couch with JD?
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FANTASIZED after he told us about it, I don't want to accept any responsibility in the death of a pope!
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You can totally tag team a couch with the VP and still have nothing to do with the popes death. I mean, the pope does have some cool furniture. It's not like he died because he slipped in something while trying to sit down, right? ... Right?
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