What's your most cap sounding no cap? (Don't self snitch, unless the statute is up)
What's your most cap sounding no cap? (Don't self snitch, unless the statute is up)
Grimes snorted Adderall off my glass table right before Oblivion blew up
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I bummed a cigarette off Jeremy Clarkson in the middle of the desert.
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Are you Richard Hammond
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No but he was there.
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You're James May then
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I also got guest listed into a neutral milk hotel show because I was the only barista working that wasn't star struck by the lawn gnome looking guy and I accidentally made it sound like I tried to get tickets but couldn't.
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Two Secret Service guys stood behind me and watched me pee so they could clear the bathroom for John McCain to use.
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