I'm still positively surprised by the Thrift Shop guy supporting Palestine. Though, Thrift Shop was ahead of its time too, with its promotion of the circular economy.
It is the year 2030 and you're at your local thrift store — the only place you can legally buy clothes after Gen. Sec. Macklemore's harsh crackdowns on fast fashion after the Revolution.
After a while of looking, you eye a stylish t-shirt.
As you're taking it off the hanger to try it on, you notice it has a tag on it:
RECYCLED FROM A SETTLER FLAG DEPOSITED IN FREE PALESTINE
You then see the price tag and ask yourself why an H&M shirt costs more in a thrift shop than it does at H&M. You curse Macklemore as they drag you away
Some rich hipsters got a hold of a short bus and tore out the seats and crap to make a 'mobile thrift store' where they find some place in town to set up shop for the day and charge triple for what they went to a normal thrift store and bought. So now you can't find anything good at a thrift store cause these fucks are re-selling it all