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SLPT: Pouring hot bacon grease works faster, if you're in a rush...
Bacon grease? Just go to the local Mexican grocery store and get a tub of lard, liquefy it in a large stock pot and hit the pipes in the bathrooms as well. Flush some tampons and paper towel down the toilet behind them. You want to do it right.
Make sure they're not your own tampons, don't want them tracking your
DNApregnancy status..
Ok calm down Satan, I still have to live here in the near future
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