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That's why I only eat fungi. It'll be reciprocal eventually.
27 1 ReplyFun fact, humans share more DNA with fungi than they do with plants. We share nearly 50% of our DNA with fungi.
Plus mushrooms are the sex organs of the mycelium organism. Just an extra fun fact for free there.
10 0 ReplySo, OP eats mushroom dick. Got it.
6 0 ReplyThere are theories that hypothesize that mycelium came to earth via asteroids from space.
So it may be more apt to say that OP eats space dick instead.
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It's my understanding that fungi came around rather late in the game. Long after animals and plants both.
1 1 ReplyThe earliest fungi evolved approximately 1.5 billion years ago, while green algae, the earliest plant, only evolved ~1 billion years ago. Animalia is significantly newer.
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Similarly, I plan on double crossing the mafia so Thin Lips Johnny can chop me up and feed me to the pigs. Circle of life.
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