So what's the next step in this brilliant plan, then?
Notify through the proper channels and with fancy legal jargon: "I destroyed MY copy so you now have to destroy YOURS, United States government!"
Sometimes I give them benignly bad advice, like they need to submit the T86 form to the bureau of allodial titles and good governance via their sheriff's office and it has to have a wet ink signature and a fox stamp. I have no idea what I mean by any of this but they're almost sold on fox stamp.