Consumer, we have detected that you are above the poverty line. The 99¢ price printed on this Arizona tea can only applies to those below the poverty line. Your total comes to $3.67.
This sounds like the capitalistic version of communism (Soviet regime), the politburo (the billionaires) have decided that a family should be able to buy a loaf of bread every week, so we set the price of bread to yearly income/52