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If I can find the clip of him saying he f**ked a couch.. Why couldn't a professional?

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  • The world might seem more absurd now, but it is absolutely more believable that he made some awkward remark about couches once that came out weird. So I looked it up and no, just some idiot lying flat out. That's why it really annoys me people won't rise an inch above Republicans on this. I mean honestly it barely would be funny if he literally did allude to fucking a couch.

    • Lol what? I knew immediately he didn't fuck a couch, and would need proof to believe it. Have better internet hygiene ffs. That's on you.

      • Yeah I must be a moron for googling to see what it was about. Judgy douche.

        • Lol you're literally the one being judgemental here about people joking and because you personally didn't immediately pick up it was a joke, then everyone else who is joking is wrong. I think you're the douche here

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          • Nice job intuiting my inner feelings. What I said was that I don't find the joke helpful. We are supposed to be better than Republicans. They are the ones who typically make shit up.

            But sure you were totally justified essentially calling me an idiot unable to Google even though that's literally what I did to even be able to comment what I did.

            • That's not what I said, which you'll notice because i didn't use those words.

              You didn't like the joke because it wasn't obvious it was a joke, right? Or are you a different user? Sorry if so, bc Lemmy's reply system is not good on mobile for me

              • You didn't understand at all. I perhaps paraphrased you incorrectly but in my defense, it would be hard for me to interpret "use better internet hygiene ffs, that's on you" as anything but terribly insulting.

                Again, all I ever meant to imply here is that making something up out of thin air, which sounds remotely plausible, is especially juvenile and unhelpful. If you don't agree, fine, but I don't appreciate the attitude about it. Being disappointed in your compatriots is not quite the offense you seem to think it is...

                • Lol sure, Jan

                  • As I said, juvenile.

                    • Lol you just confirmed what I suspected - your narcissism (which is pretty emotionally immature by definition). Only YOU get to pass judgement, only YOU get to insult others, when you do it, it's objectively the right choice and allowed. Lmfao take some psilocybin (decriminalized where I am) and deal with your hubris. Aren't you embarrassed to be that transparently egotistical?

                      • Because I never self reflect or question myself as a narcissistic monster, I revisited this message to try and understand why this devolved so continuously.

                        Only YOU get to pass judgement, only YOU get to insult others,

                        This is a lot of projection. I literally told you that you can have your opinion and that's fine by me I just didn't need the snark. Your response from that point forward was snark turned up to eleven. Shocking that I'd call that juvenile, I know.

                      • No self awareness. Yeah, I can judge too. Cry about it? You're no saint because you keep only your harshest judgements in until the moment you have an excuse to let them fly.

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