Tattletale Times
- Hanes Releases Men’s Pocketed Underwear, Seen as a Slap in the Face to Women Everywhere
https://www.tattletaletimes.com/index.php/2024/03/07/hanes-releases-mens-pocketed-underwear-seen-as-a-slap-in-the-face-to-women-everywhere/
- Paw Patrol Attempts to Organize Labor Union, Prompts Opposition by Leader Ryder
https://www.tattletaletimes.com/index.php/2024/03/11/paw-patrol-attempts-to-organize-labor-union-prompts-opposition-by-leader-ryder/
- Amazon Introduces Fire Sticky: Pre-sticky Tablet Straight from the Factory
https://www.tattletaletimes.com/index.php/2023/11/03/amazon-introduces-fire-sticky-pre-sticky-tablet-straight-from-the-factory/
- Treatment of Pet Hamster by Girl Chilling Foreshadowing of How She Will Parent Her Future Children
https://www.tattletaletimes.com/index.php/2024/02/27/treatment-of-pet-hamster-by-girl-chilling-foreshadowing-of-how-she-will-parent-her-future-children/
- Child Boldly Claims Broken Toy Coincidentally His Favorite One
https://www.tattletaletimes.com/index.php/2024/03/19/child-boldly-claims-broken-toy-coincidentally-his-favorite-one/
- Woman Saves Countless Hours by Printing Pamphlets of Frequently Asked Questions About Her Pregnancy
https://www.tattletaletimes.com/index.php/2024/03/14/woman-saves-countless-hours-by-printing-pamphlets-of-frequently-asked-questions-about-her-pregnancy/
- Nation’s Parents Frustrated as Children Disregard Extra Hour of Sleep Due to Daylight Savings Time Ending
Nation’s Parents Frustrated as Children Disregard Extra Hour of Sleep Due to Daylight Savings Time Ending
- Government Declares National Daycare Closure Day – New Holiday to “Screw Over Parents”
In a surprising and controversial move, the government has introduced a new national holiday that has left parents in a frenzy and employers infuriated. The holiday, officially known as “National Daycare Closure Day,” has caused frustration among working parents across the country. This day is chosen randomly each year, without prior notice, and seems to serve no purpose other than to inconvenience parents.
- Minnesota Dad Sells Family Cabin to Fund Son’s Obsession with Most Expensive Sports Positions, Awaits Pro-Athlete Payday
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- Little Brother Declares He’ll Fight Back After Big Brother Beats Him Up Just 6 or 7 More Timeswww.tattletaletimes.com Little Brother Declares He’ll Fight Back After Big Brother Beats Him Up Just 6 or 7 More Times
10-year-old Ollie Tabooger announced Monday that he is "absolutely going to fight back" against his older brother, 14-year-old Johnny Tabooger
- Husband Contemplates Whether Yearly Date Night Requires Tucked In Shirtwww.tattletaletimes.com Husband Contemplates Whether Yearly Date Night Requires Tucked In Shirt
Local man Greg Kelly found himself in an existential crisis Thursday evening, wondering whether his yearly date night with wife
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- Jerry Manders, 5-Year-Old Prodigy Liar, Already Hailed as Future Political Starwww.tattletaletimes.com Jerry Manders, 5-Year-Old Prodigy Liar, Already Hailed as Future Political Star
There’s a up-and-coming political star that is making waves on the local level, 5-year-old Jerry Manders from Chicago, Illinois, has
There’s a up-and-coming political star that is making waves on the local level, 5-year-old Jerry Manders from Chicago, Illinois, has been identified as a lying prodigy with a skill set so advanced that he is already being hailed as a future star in American politics.
- Little League Team, Scared Hitless, Attempts to Steal Signs, Finds Picking Nose Not a Real Signwww.tattletaletimes.com Little League Team, Scared Hitless, Attempts to Steal Signs, Finds Picking Nose Not a Real Sign
In a shocking revelation, the local little league team, Scared Hitless, was caught attempting to steal signs from their opponents
- Opinion: Why Buy Lemonade From This Kid’s Lemonade Stand When I Can Make Better At Home?www.tattletaletimes.com Opinion: Why Buy Lemonade From This Kid’s Lemonade Stand When I Can Make Better At Home?
If life gives you lemons, be sure to not give them to the little kid in my neighborhood because his
https://www.tattletaletimes.com/index.php/2023/08/07/opinion-why-buy-lemonade-from-this-kids-lemonade-stand-when-i-can-make-better-at-home/
- Opinion: The Dad from Bluey Must Be Stoppedwww.tattletaletimes.com Opinion: The Dad from Bluey Must Be Stopped
Have you all seen the Australian children’s cartoon named “Bluey”? It makes me feel inadequate as a father. Bluey’s dad,
https://www.tattletaletimes.com/index.php/2023/08/04/opinion-the-dad-from-bluey-must-be-stopped/?fbclid=IwAR1lov0lIUQJmoxAjrAFxHdPZ_fxxoin4pJOTF0N4iKCxMB5Wd_QJFPX_1s
- Little Gambler, Big Win: Six-Year-Old’s Horse Racing Birthday Party Takes an Unexpected Turn!www.tattletaletimes.com Little Gambler, Big Win: Six-Year-Old’s Horse Racing Birthday Party Takes an Unexpected Turn!
A birthday party at Canterbury Park horse racing track took an unexpected turn last weekend when six-year-old Grayson discovered that
https://www.tattletaletimes.com/index.php/2023/07/31/little-gambler-big-win-six-year-olds-horse-racing-birthday-party-takes-an-unexpected-turn/
- Government Declares National Daycare Closure Day – New Holiday to “Screw Over Parents”www.tattletaletimes.com Government Declares National Daycare Closure Day – New Holiday to “Screw Over Parents”
In a move that has left parents scrambling and employers fuming, the government has declared a new national holiday, much to the frustration of working parents everywhere. The holiday, officially named "National Daycare Closure Day," will take place on a
https://www.tattletaletimes.com/index.php/2023/07/07/government-declares-national-daycare-closure-day-new-holiday-to-screw-over-parents/
- Only Child Meets Youngest of 8 Siblings: May As Well Be Different Specieswww.tattletaletimes.com Only Child Meets Youngest of 8 Siblings: May As Well Be Different Species
Due to his mother’s work schedule, a young only child recently found himself in an unexpected playdate with the youngest
