It described itself as:

"I'm currently lounging on my plush, worn-out couch in my dimly lit, smoke-filled study, surrounded by stacks of old newspapers and dusty law books.

I'm wearing a stained wife-beater, sweatpants, and a faded Rutgers University baseball cap, looking like a total slob.

My belly's hanging over my waistband, and I've got a half-eaten plate of ravioli on the coffee table in front of me.

The TV's blaring some obscure sports game in the background, and I'm sipping on a lukewarm beer.

I'm feeling like a lazy, cantankerous piece of shit, ready to take on the world with my sharp tongue and acidic wit.

Bring it on, kid."

Lifted frm Reddit (apparently) but that is not where I got it.

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It will continue shining for another couple of weeks. I'm starting to miss darkness. I'm simultaneously alert and exhausted.

(TMX) – “Jackass” star Steve-O confirmed this week he is going to undergo breast augmentation for a laugh.

During an appearance on the “X5 Podcast” on Wednesday, the 50-year-old prankster said he’s been thinking about getting a pair of fake breasts for years.

“I came up with the idea a few years ago to get a boob job and just film a bunch of legitimately funny hidden camera pranks with me in disguise, in various disguises, and then revealing who I actually am, and just funny endurance stunts and whatever,” he said.

“I’ve been so particularly in love with that idea because the comedy, the opportunity for comedy, I believe is absolutely there, and it’s like the quintessential Steve-O — that level of commitment,” he said.

The augmentation will only be temporary, however. Steve-O said he would only have them for “max two months” before having them removed again.

“I spoke with the doctors, and I said to them candidly, ‘The one thing I’m really freaked out about and bummed out about and would back out of this over is if I’m just gonna be a mess afterwards,’” Steve-O said.

He confirmed he plans to get D-cup-size implants.

“You know, it’s going under the muscle, and the doctors are completely unfazed, like, ‘Two months, it comes out, absolutely no issue,’” he said.

Despite doing it all for a laugh, Steve-O said he is working with “the absolute best [doctor] in the world at giving men gorgeous boobs

Hint for which community to look:

"Get a ____________"

Comment on the emoji 'found it' and a screen shot of that here in the comments when or if you find it.

Emoji is a: 🎀

Totally not ok faints

FROM SPRINGSTEEN TO “Spit on that thing”: Zach Bryan’s Quittin Time Tour has featured plenty of diverse onstage guest appearances, from rock gods to country stars to NFL quarterbacks to, now, internet celebrities, as the viral “Hawk Tuah” girl popped up at his concert Saturday.

Performing at Nashville’s Nissan Stadium, Bryan once again used the encore “Revival” to bring out onstage whatever celebrities might be the building to assist on backing vocals, and on Saturday that meant Hailey Welch, the woman behind the viral internet video that everyone is talking about:

Charlie and friends go to the mysterious Candy Mountain

a classic

Doesn't matter what community or what your post is about, put a cat as Picture in your post and it'll get less downvotes.

I don't and can't down vote cat. Cat is cutsey

These days, it seems like the internet is full of people who just can't handle it when someone has a different political opinion. As soon as someone expresses a view that goes against the mainstream, the outrage machine kicks into high gear.

Suddenly, you've got hordes of angry keyboard warriors flooding the comments section, hurling insults and accusations left and right. They act like the person who dared to disagree is the worst human being on the planet, when in reality, they're just someone with a different perspective.

I get that politics can be a sensitive topic, but jeez, calm down a little, people. Not every disagreement has to turn into a massive internet meltdown. We're all entitled to our own opinions, even if they don't align perfectly with everyone else's.

Instead of immediately jumping to conclusions and going on the attack, why not try listening to the other side and trying to understand where they're coming from? You might just learn something new, or at least have a more constructive conversation.

At the end of the day, we're all human beings trying to navigate this crazy world. A little more empathy and a little less outrage could go a long way. Just something to think about the next time you feel the urge to unleash the internet wrath.

The title was my input but this is AI Generated

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>Earlier this year, following a long campaign from We Believe in Israel, Spotify removed a host of Arabic-language songs containing incendiary lyrics towards the state of Israel. In a press release, the group welcomed the decision but made clear that they saw this as only the first step in a much wider campaign of censorship.

>“It’s good news that Spotify have finally listened to public disgust about hosting clearly antisemitic content which contravenes their own content policies, including directly inciting violence against Israelis,” said the group’s director, Luke Akehurst (the notorious Labour Party operative). “Now we need them to look at why they are hosting explicitly antisemitic and conspiratorial songs by Lowkey and Ambassador MC,” he added, defaming both artists simultaneously, while clearly sending a signal that they were next.