Not the Onion
- Forest Service Won't Blow Up Dead Horses Due To Fire Dangercowboystatedaily.com Forest Service Won't Blow Up Dead Horses Due To Fire Danger
When a horse dies in the Wyoming backcountry, sometimes the best option is to blow it to pieces so it won’t attract grizzlies. In Wyoming right now, the…
- Woman Who Sued Company for Not Giving Her a Farewell Card Finds Out They Did Buy a Card But Almost No One Signed Itwww.latintimes.com Woman Who Sued Company for Not Giving Her a Farewell Card Finds Out They Did Buy a Card But Almost No One Signed It
A British woman who sued a former employer for neglecting to give her a farewell card lost her lawsuit when it was revealed her colleagues had bought her a card, but no one signed it.
- French President Emmanuel Macron Vows to Fight to Keep "Emily in Paris" Filming in France, Says Emily in Paris in Rome Doesn't Make sensewww.tvfandomlounge.com French President Emmanuel Macron Vows to Fight to Keep "Emily in Paris" Filming in France, Says Emily in Paris in Rome Doesn't Make sense
The Netflix hit series Emily in Paris has captivated global audiences with its glamorous depiction of the French capital, from the stylish cobblestone streets
- Ukraine not to renew Russian gas transit agreementnews.az Ukraine not to renew Russian gas transit agreement | News.az
The head of government again announced this decision (representatives of the Ukrainian authorities have done this more than once recently) during a jo...
- P. Diddy promises to 'ban women from his home' if he's released from jailwww.irishstar.com P. Diddy promises to 'ban women from his home' if he's released from jail
Sean 'Diddy' Combs is hoping that a fresh appeal will secure him a bail deal where he would be able to await his trial in the comfort of his own home
- Man discovers he’s been paying wrong utility bill for up to 18 yearswww.kold.com Man discovers he’s been paying wrong utility bill for up to 18 years
The power company apologized for the error and says it's working to correct the issue.
- Omnipresent AI cameras will ensure good behavior, says Larry Ellisonarstechnica.com Omnipresent AI cameras will ensure good behavior, says Larry Ellison
"We’re going to have supervision," says billionaire Oracle co-founder Ellison.
- Eating ice lollies 'should be part of school curriculum', experts urgenews.sky.com Eating ice lollies 'should be part of school curriculum', experts urge
A group of science bodies say "essential experiences" will reduce inequalities in subjects like science, technology, engineering and mathematics, in which children with limited first-hand experiences are "undeniably at a disadvantage".
- Chris Jones offers to pay $1.5 million to cover stolen chicken wingswww.nbcsports.com Chris Jones offers to pay $1.5 million to cover stolen chicken wings
Chiefs DT is willing to write big check to keep 68-year-old woman out of prison.
- 'Zionism behind this': After disputed election result, Maduro blames Jews for Venezuelan criseswww.firstpost.com 'Zionism behind this': After disputed election result, Maduro blames Jews for Venezuelan crises
Venezuelan election result, which longtime ruler Nicolas Maduro claimed to have won, has been rejected by much of the international community
- Okaloosa County suspect in spider’s death arrested
> An Okaloosa County woman was arrested Monday after she allegedly drowned her roommate’s pet spider, according to the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office. > > According to an OCSO Facebook post, 43-year-old Ilena Renae Rasmussen of the Crestview area admitted she drowned her roommate’s pet jumping spider in ginger ale on July 15 at a home on Pansy Avenue. Prichard, Mobile County officials vow to end gang violence after 3 shootings within hours > The pet jumping spider reportedly cost $70, and the owner could not find the spider or its enclosure. > > Rasmussen faces misdemeanor animal cruelty and petty theft charges.
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- Family court judge rules on twins' existencewww.bbc.com Family court judge rules on if children exist
The husband in a separated couple told the court he believed his wife had given birth, while she said it was not true.
- Woman caught with drugs in bag labeled 'Bag of Drugs'inshort.geartape.com Woman caught with drugs in bag labeled 'Bag of Drugs' - Inshort
Riley was taken into custody. She has since been released from the Pinellas County Jail, online jail records show.
- Looking sharp: Italian gymnastics silver medalist sponsored by Parmesan cheeseabcnews.go.com Looking sharp: Italian gymnastics silver medalist sponsored by Parmesan cheese
Giorgia Villa might be the most “grateful” athlete on the face of the planet.
- Baby bird rescued in Texas Panhandle wrapped in a warm tortilla until wildlife experts arrivedwww.khou.com Baby bird rescued in Texas Panhandle wrapped in a warm tortilla until wildlife experts arrived
A family found the Mississippi kite on the ground while outside barbecuing. They said it felt cold so they heated up a tortilla on the grill to wrap around it.
- South Korean airport authorities crack down on Trader Joe’s bagel seasoningwww.theguardian.com South Korean airport authorities crack down on Trader Joe’s bagel seasoning
Travellers say the popular seasoning mix by US brand Trader Joe’s has been the subject of increased confiscation, because it contains poppy seeds
- John Hinckley Jr. says ‘violence is not the way’ after Trump shooting
>John Hinckley Jr., the man who shot former President Reagan in a failed assassination attempt, denounced violence in the wake of the attempted assassination of former President Trump last weekend. > > “Violence is not the way to go. Give peace a chance,” Hinckley wrote Wednesday on social platform X.
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- Bronny James is the biggest winner of NBA Summer League (at the Call of Duty video game tournament)ftw.usatoday.com Bronny James is the biggest winner of NBA Summer League (at the Call of Duty video game tournament)
Bronny is the first 2024 NBA rookie to get a championship belt.
- Police hunt mayor accused of being Chinese spywww.bbc.com Philippine Mayor Alice Guo linked to Chinese crime goes 'missing'
Authorities fail to arrest mayor whose case has gripped a nation embroiled in a sea dispute with China.
- Mom visiting son in juvenile detention cited for candy theftwww.kait8.com Mom visiting son in juvenile detention cited for candy theft
A woman visiting her son in the Craighead County Juvenile Detention Center ended up facing misdemeanor charges herself after sheriff’s deputies said she broke the glass out of a cancer fundraising candy machine and stole several handfuls.
- French cyclist fined after stopping to kiss his wife at the Tour de Francewww.cnn.com French cyclist fined after stopping to kiss his wife at the Tour de France | CNN
French cyclist Julien Bernard offered a playful apology after he was fined for stopping to kiss his wife on Friday during a stage of the Tour de France.
- Leftover Ramen Broth Is Causing Problems on South Korea's Mount Hallawww.smithsonianmag.com Leftover Ramen Broth Is Causing Problems on South Korea's Mount Halla
Visitors are dumping the salty liquid on the ground, and authorities are concerned about its impact on plants and animals
- Thief told police ‘once you pop you can’t stop’ after stealing 17 tubes of Pringleswww.telegraph.co.uk Thief told police ‘once you pop you can’t stop’ after stealing 17 tubes of Pringles
Adam Spencer was arrested and ordered to pay £200 in compensation and complete a six-month drug rehabilitation requirement programme
- A Nigerian woman reviewed some tomato puree online. Now she faces jailedition.cnn.com A Nigerian woman reviewed some tomato puree online. Now she faces jail | CNN
A Nigerian woman who wrote an online review of a can of tomato puree is facing imprisonment after its manufacturer accused her of making a “malicious allegation” that damaged its business.
- North Korea accused of sending balloons carrying excrement into the Southwww.theguardian.com North Korea accused of sending balloons carrying excrement into the South
South Korea has warned residents to be alert after the military released photos showing inflated balloons with plastic bags tethered to them
- The Gouda, bad and ugly: NYC law student addicted to cheese went to nearly $6K-per-week rehabnypost.com The Gouda, bad and ugly: NYC law student addicted to cheese went to nearly $6K-per-week rehab
Adela Cojab said cravings began during her junior year at NYU, in spring 2018, when she binged almost daily on the “cheapest” bricks cheese she could find.
- ‘I like sushi’ remark to Japanese colleague was not racist, judge ruleswww.thetimes.co.uk ‘I like sushi’ remark to Japanese colleague was not racist, judge rules
Professor says her manager would have not told a German co-worker ‘I like sausage’, but employment tribunal dismisses prejudice claim
- North Yorkshire Council to phase out apostrophe use on street signswww.bbc.co.uk North Yorkshire Council to phase out apostrophe use on street signs
A North Yorkshire resident says the punctuation changes risk "everything going downhill".
- Man’s body dragged into woods by bear after deadly crash on Mass. highway, state police saywww.boston25news.com Man’s body dragged into woods by bear after deadly crash on Mass. highway, state police say
“Evidence suggests the bear at some point had made contact with the victim’s body,” State police wrote in a press release.
- The 2025 Real ID deadline for new licenses is really real this time, DHS sayswww.usatoday.com The 2025 Real ID deadline for new licenses is really real this time, DHS says
You might have heard about the Real ID deadline before but this time, DHS says it's legit: You'll need a Real ID license by May 7, 2025.
- Pokémon Go Players Invent Fake Beaches on Real Maps to Catch Rare Wiglettswww.404media.co Pokémon Go Players Invent Fake Beaches on Real Maps to Catch Rare Wigletts
Volunteer maintainers of the widely used OpenStreetMap are battling Pokémon Go players who are vandalizing the map with fake data in order to cheat in the game.
- A little girl said monsters were in her bedroom. It was 60,000 beeswww.bbc.com A little girl said monsters were in her bedroom. It was 60,000 bees
Saylor Class had complained of "monsters in the wall" of her room at their farmhouse in Charlotte, North Carolina.
- Irish basketball teams ordered to replay final 0.3 seconds of playoff matchwww.theguardian.com ‘Against the spirit’: Irish basketball team refuses order to replay 0.3sec of game
The ruling came after an appeal against a contentious end to a playoff with Limerick Sport Eagles but Portlaoise say brief replay is ‘in nobody’s interest’
- Alan Titchmarsh’s jeans blurred by North Korean TV censorswww.theguardian.com Alan Titchmarsh’s jeans blurred by North Korean TV censors
Footage of green-fingered BBC presenter obscured from waist down to hide ‘symbol of US imperialism’
- Montreal man returns from vacation, gets letter from Quebec government saying he's deadmontreal.ctvnews.ca Montreal man returns from vacation, gets letter from Quebec government saying he's dead
After returning home from an extended vacation in Costa Rica, a Montreal man got the surprise of the lifetime in the mail — the Quebec government thinks he's dead.