Curated Twitter

Caption: imagine spending nineteen years of your life raising a guy named Tanner, and then he wraps his '99 Subaru Impreza around a tree on prom night because he's the one teenager in Sacramento that can't drive straight off several four loko's. nineteen whole years, splayed across a tree

Caption: hey man, come through we're at the new brewery in the worst part of town. it's at 300% capacity and there's one bartender.

Caption: Charlie Brown is an adult now. Snoopy is merely a security question.

Caption: IF YOU SEE SOMEBODY WEARING THIS SHIRT IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD THE RENT IS GOING UP.

Image: joy division unknown pleasures album cover

Caption: absolutely ruining my own day by imagining a restaurant that refuses to serve me because im wearing brass knuckles

Caption: Its cool that Queen is responsible for like 15 of the worst songs ever written and theyre all bad for different reasons.. Incredible range

Caption: >Tweet by wint (aka @dril) another day volunteering at the betsy ross museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flag. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it 11:27 PM • Feb 19, 2012