Bunny News Network - BNN2
- A disembunnied head was seen hovering at a Bunnyville residence early this morning. Authorities are investigating.
A Nine-Bun-Bun spokesbun asked that all bunnies please remain calm and thump if you feel that you are in danger. Hoomans are asked to provide extra treats and pets during this scary time.
- Local bunny is once again asking for your nanner support.
Please nanners if you have any to spare thank you.
- Hooman creully locks balcony-loving bun inside large apartment for entire nine hours of sleep.imgur.com Hooman creully locks balcony-loving bun inside large apartment for entire nine hours of sleep.
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- [Current Events] Bunnizen to stand trial for murder. The defendant's buntorney says that it was justified bunicide because the victim stole food from the defendant.midwest.social "Your honor, he snatched the banana right from my mouth. I did what had to be done." - midwest.social
Don’t worry everyone, he’s just flopping. They will never stop stealing food from each other.
- [Current Events] A local bunny overheated today and needed urgent cooling assistance. Everybun survived the heat wave unharmed.
However, Clover wants every hooman to know the signs of overheating so you can render aid to a hot bunny ASAP. Clover says she was shaking really hard and her ears were super hot during the incident. The hooman put an ice pack on her and turned on the AC. In a pinch, Clover says the hooman also could have sprayed her ears with a little water and then blown a fan over them.
- [Current Events] Local bunnymans release statement in favor of nanners.
The statement, written by Ben Fullahay and signed by his life partner Wally, was short and to the point. "Listen, we know everybun already supports nanners but we just want everybun to know we support them too, capish?"
- Bunnyville's most popular magazine, Teen Bun Health, was also popular in ancient Bunnyville.
Hundreds of ancient issues somehow survived gnawing to be rediscovered in a pile in the hidden room.
- Of course, Bunnyville also had many popular artists.
The popular work of Vincent Bun Gogh can still be viewed at the Bunnyville museum.
- Bunnies typically got together for a single showing of popular films.
Showings were often announced the day of and received high attendance and reviews.
- In addition to theater, Bunnyville of olde also had a thriving TV and film production industry.
The best known director in Bunnyville was Valentine Bunny.
- Ancient Bunnyville had a thriving theater scene with most residents trying out to act in plays.
Unfortunately, the archives did not contain any videos of these undoubtedly entertaining plays.
- One of Bunnyville's biggest celebribuns was the weather reporter Oreo.
He was known to take his job very seriously and even reported on location from outside to ensure an accurate forecast.
- Archivists speculate that in addition to at least 2 Mayos, ancient Bunnyville may have also had a queen.
The bunny in question was named Camille and had a very impressive dewlap.
- The archives also contained documentation of many scientific breakthroughs.
Old timey bunientists worked tirelessly to improve Bunnyville's scientific knowledge so we could be as smart as we are today.
- Archivists uncovered evidence that ancient Bunnnyvillians celebrated something called a Gotcha Day.
Also called a buniversary and bubdoption day, these celebrations apparently revolved around being trapped by hoomans and were celebrated by demanding treats.
- Some grave injustices are documented in the archives.
Tilly is still seeking an apology for being called "Latte's friend" for an entire day.
- To this day some bunnies remain sceptical about the claims of ear thievery in Bunnyville's distant past.
Spice was the most vocal disbeliever in ear theft and probably still has both of her ears.
- Under the leadership of Porj and Sherrif Cub, Bunnyville residents fell victim to a series of horrific ear thefts.
The archives contain evidence that the ear thief was the vet and Porj and Cub were in no way involved in these crimes against bunanity.
- After Rusty's abdication, Porj became the defacto Mayo after promising everybun a train.
Porj may o may not have delivered on the train promise.
- Despite Rusty's landslide Mayoral victory, there is evidence of a dramatic political climate in ancient Bunnyville.
According to bunstorians, the first town council meeting devolved into adorable bunnies yawning in a way that looked like they might be screaming.
- The mayoral election of 2022 was hotly contested but ultimately Rusty won the election.
There is speculation that Rusty may have voluntarily stepped down as mayor after a health scare left him to ponder what's really important.
- This ancient newsreel is the oldest known news story ever produced in Bunnyville.
Bunstorians told BNN2 that they did find evidence in the archives suggesting that the unnamed buns in the story survived the harrowing ordeal of hearing a dog.
- Archivists Announce Discovery of Veritable Nannertrove of Bunnyville Historical Documents
Bunnyville (BNN2) - The Bunnyville Historical Society has announced the discovery of a previously unknown room in the oldest reaches of the basement in the Bunnyville Capitol building. An industrious bunny was digging around for fun and accidentally dug their way into the hidden room, which was full of old photos and news clippings. The ancient historical documents date as far back as Bunnyville's founding in 2022. Or maybe Bunnyville is older than that. We really don't know but these are definitely the oldest historical documents known to bunkind.
The documents are on display here on BNN2 and open to commentary from Bunnyville residents. We are also opening the exhibit up to submissions from Bunnyville residents. If you have any pieces of Bunnyville history stashed in your attic or some current events we should know about, please share. We hope you enjoy this historic exhibit. Sort by new and then go to the oldest picture first to enjoy the exhibition in chronological order, or hop around as you please.
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