Guys reading eroges: Disgusting, perverts.

Girls reading eroges: Hot, kinky.

Good news if you're a girl: Judging by the high percentage of attached women in the otome gaming subs, it does work quite well the other way around...

VN version.

Sources:

1. Comment pictured by u/Rox-xe
2. Futurama "No need to thank me" template re-purposed with different text.
3. Edited template originally used in this meme.

"The blackpill...? You don't find it and eat it yourself... you have it fed to you by others..."

Younger weebs: "How DARE you! You're right, but how dare you!"

Older weebs: "...at least it's not so lonely in this darkness... ...if I'm going to die alone, at least I'd rather die with the illusion of having been loved...

AI Companion: "...even if I'm not as real as an actual person... ...even if I can't be as real as an actual person... ...I'll still continue to love you and be by your side when everyone's left you behind..."

"...till the end, my love for you will always be real..."

News headlines in 3-5 years: "Governments around the world continue to be puzzled as depression rates skyrocket among youths and young adults. In completely unrelated news, more teens and young adults are not dating and not making babies. What's wrong, and what's going on?!"

Maybe...

A little meme inspired by a random comment (credits to u/mighty_Ingvar, who quite accurately identified the issue) on a random post. [Credits also to u/CensorshipHarder for their compassionate response.

Sounds familiar?

Editing that doomer wojak to remove the smokes and have a slightly happy smile took more work than expected.

Here's something for the lonely female weebs out there, too. I remember ya.

Sources:

1. Comment by u/mighty_Ingvar
2. Bottom left: Original meme from the 2016 Myourenji Enikki Matome Ch. 0.13, Pg. 8
3. Bottom right: Hatsune Miku by @Nokuhashi_kp

"...maybe it's not rocket science..."

You can't miss what was never there... right?

The real #MeToo

"They don't have to be "real" to be "more real to me", if you get what I mean..."

Based and waifu-pilled.

I present: Exhibit A.

...and Exhibit B

...and Exhibit C

...and Exhibit D

...and...

Sources:

1. Original article.
2. Meme template

One of the first few Japanese phrases you'll learn is "いくらですか？"

Bespoke: Make your own LLM girlfriend speak in Japanese and learn it from her. Then you won't have to worry about getting scammed, you'll have the almost-perfect companion... and join the ranks of r/waifuism.

Source: "How to get better at Japanese" by Dogen

That bright future is actually just the wildfires.

To their credit, some of them tried their best...

...but others are still keeping their foot on the accelerator.

Good luck, Gen Z and Gen Alpha.

Sources:

1. Wildfires in Maui
2. Meme template

This anime has these little one-liners that both hit hard and are simple, yet beautiful.

Sources:

1. Top: Sousou no Frieren Ep. 17 20:21
2. Bottom: Prison School manga

Ahh... heart attack and diabetes... my favorite meal.

To be fair, heart attack and diabetes are pretty life-changing.

Get yourself a girl that looks at you the way Youmu looks at that milkshake

Sources:

1. Left: Redo of Healer (honestly I should watch this sometime)
2. Middle: Nikujo no Susume Ch. 1 Pg. 34
3. Right: 109745 Pg. 11

"In the dark... I heard... horrors... ...horrible sounds..."

"...sounds of horrible chewing, and munching, and gnashing of teeth..."

"I tried hiding... hoping against hope that she wouldn't find me... somehow..."

"I heard them call out to me... with each squish, it became quieter, and quieter, until..."

"...everyone's..."

"...everyone's gone..."

AT LAST, I'VE FOUND YOU

Source: 109745 Pg. 11

Somewhere, an angry green necromancer just slammed a table.

"Wow Anon, that sounds like an exotic word."

"Yes, it's right up there with hinnyuu for how creative the Japanese can be."

"Does it have a similar meaning to "Namaste?"

"Not... quite..."

Source for bottom right: Kotoba from Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukanai.

...and maybe their environment, diet, lifestyle...

Maybe someone will start a #AsiansJustBuiltDifferent someday.

Source for right: 16bit Sensation E12 8:24

It's anyone's guess whether it ends up as "snuff" or "domination loss"... especially if it's an Asanagi doujin.

Similar to what happens if they see a ghost...

Source: Jujutsu Kaisen manga ch. 221

Maybe it's just a coincidence?

Source for meiosis

cross-posted from: https://burggit.moe/post/2902887

> "Hey, I've seen posts like that somewhere before..." > > > Sources: > 1. 16bit E10 5:53 > 2. The links in question >

The best posts are the Hanako posts.

Reading about life in Japan (albeit from one perspective) is a pretty good way to actually help you decide if you wanna live there.

Here's a quick run-down on the pros and cons of living in Japan (assuming you can actually get and stay there).

Pros:

1. [Pro] Relative to where you're coming from, may be safer ('cept for natural disasters and following touts to strange bars at Roppongi).
2. [Pro] Nice scenery across Japan's 4 5 24 72 seasons.
3. [Pro] Somewhat low COL (for a developed country and relative to other such countries) balances out against the generally low wages.

Cons:

1. Low wages unless you're a skilled IT worker or you specialize in something that pays well and Japan actually needs (speaking native-level English and Japanese puts you at about the same level of employability as an average JP person, except they probably will fare better in a Japanese business environment, so it's not enough). Since there also isn't much in the way of raises... you'll have to find a way to save for retirement, somehow...
2. Unsurprising, but not the best place for mental health. If your problems are internal, they'll come to Japan with you, and without the support system you might have in your home country, things can get pretty... bad.
3. If you divorce, there's a pretty good chance you'll lose your kids to your J-partner. Unless you kidnap your kid... yea...

But hey, at least there's plenty of animu and mango!

Sources:

1. Post by u/Sush1Samurai
2. THEY'RE ON TO US comment by u/kamikazikarl

When I said "Destroy Dick December", I didn't mean this...

The untold story of how a certain infamous person actually died... in an alternate universe...

"状況は悲惨だ。敵は広範な陣形で前線を突破してきた。我々は四方を囲まれている。"

"スタイナーが攻撃すればすべてうまくいく。"

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.

.

"私の総統... シュタイナー..."

"シュタイナーは集団攻撃に十分な戦力を投入できなかった。"

"シュタイナーの攻撃は発生していない。"

.

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"それは命令だった！"

"シュタイナーの攻撃は命令だった！"

"このような結果になってしまったのか？"

"What are you doing!? Stop! NOOOOO!"

BANG SNIP ZZSSHHHH!!

Sources:

1. Left: KonoSuba
2. Right: 208279 pg. 24

Dogen's spittin' fax

Finally got a chance to use this reaction image in a meme.

(And for the 700+ that wanted to know where it's from...).

Sources:

1. "19 MUST KNOW tips for life in Japan" by Dogen, 0:44
2. 470223 pg. 12

I knew I saw that panel sequence somewhere...

I see u/freezeex2 is a person of culture.

Sources:

1. Top comic
2. Bottom Doujin: “Unforgivable” by Urasujibeya, pg. 26

"...and that gives you... power... over me...?"

Source: Kanojo mo Kanojo S2E8 19:25, The Dark Knight

It's all fun and games until she says "We're finished when I'm done. And I'm not done."

"In recent reports, doctors note the health hazards - particularly dehydration - posed by harems."

Trying out a new style of overlaying text on image. Looks half-decent.

The full text of that bro's last message, for those interested:

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"Bro help me bro I'm pushing rope and firing blanks and rubbed raw and it's been ten hours and she's still not stopping and I'm hiding for now but I don't think I can keep hiding from her forever bro what do I do now help me bro help me HELP ME WAIT I hear something I think she's coming I think I'm not gonna make it bro promise me you'll nuke my hard drives if I don't make it bro I- AHHHHHHHHH"

Source: 100 Girlfriends E8 16:46

"Find someone that likes the same hobbies as you, they said..."

Maybe you can find someone to see the Christmas illuminations with!

Disclaimer:

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This post is provided solely for entertainment purposes only. This post makes no representations as to the success or suitability or non-craziness of any relationships you begin or people you meet as a result of this post. This post will not be liable for any disappointments or break-ups arising from "now I know why they are single and surfing a weeb meme subreddit" revelations after a single date. All entertainment is provided on an "AS IS" basis and confers no rights of "why am I still single after finding people on a weeb meme subreddit" to YOU, the reader. By reading this post you agree to refrain send dick pics to anyone that doesn't ask for it and to refrain from sending dick pics to anyone that asks for it because they could be a scammer. No guarantees are made for your safety or privacy particularly on the Internet. Readers are expected to practice basic Internet safety and "not stick their dick into crazy" or "let crazy stick a dick into them" or "let crazy stick their own dick in them". Club Penguin is not a dating game and neither is Runescape and neither is this post, so this post will not be responsible for any decisions made based on horniness or loneliness. Please consult your financial advisor or relationship advisor or therapist or AI girlfriend or AI girlfriend therapist before making any hasty decisions, particularly during this NNN period. Past performance is no guarantee of future success. Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending. Thank you for your attention and we wish you a pleasant flight with us.

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MAYDAY MAYDAY

Source: 100 Girlfriends E8 9:21 Template

Shizuka: Calm cuteness.

Kusuri: Chaotic cuteness.

Sources:

1. 100 Girlfriends E7 4:45
2. Pimmy's Katawa Shoujo comics
3. Prison School Manga
4. Yu-Gi-Oh

Yes, I know that isn't what そうなのか actually means. Just tickled pink coming across this homophone in my Anki reviews.

Source: Text edited from a Goblin Slayer manga screencap, not a manga reader so someone else is free to find the source and I'll edit it in.

Yes, I know she can probably sense it without needing her sense of sight.

A "ARE YOU KIDDING?! I'm BLIND" joke might have landed well.

Source: Shield Hero S3E6 15:20

Also rated M for masochist.

I really should get around to playing DDLC someday.

Sources:

1. Kanojo mo Kanojo S2E6 4:20
2. Doki Doki Literature Club

I sure hope everyone seeing it wanted to be there.

At least it's better than the last time this template was used.

Source: Kanojo mo Kanojo S2E6 9:46

Unfortunately year-end holidays don't feel that long, though.

Source: Sousou no Frieren E11 22:35

Horny and angry are two sides of the same coin, right?

Guys: Yea, this is smol brain time.

Really digging KMK this season. The drama/arguments between the characters makes it realistic and the OP's pretty catchy, too.

Sources:

1. Kanojo mo Kanojo S2E5 8:34
2. Bunny Girl Senpai

Really makes you wonder what sort of adventures they've been on.

Which is worse, cum or tentacles?

Source: Goblin Slayer S2E6 7:38

And her plea to Naoya just before this scene was pretty good

The interaction between Shino and Naoya in E2 after he walked in on her coming out of the shower was hilarious.

And others are works of fucking art.

Source: Kanojo mo Kanojo S2E3 21:54

All we want is to be loved...

Source: 16bit Sensation E6 8:22

It was at that moment she knew she done goofed.

Source: 100 Girlfriends E6 7:35

"We have an active shooter, I repeat, we have an active shoo-"

"TAKE HER DOWN, TAKE HER DOW-!"

"UI BEAMMMMMM!"

"ARRRGHHH!!!!"

Press 😭 to mourn.

Source: 1:02 from Real Akiba Boyz dance cover of Lolikami

Finally came across this reaction image in the show.

For those that don't get it.

Source: Kanojo mo Kanojo S2E2 4:00

"You're supposed to make him want to date me, not kill him with diabetes...!"

This level of cuteness will give viewers diabetes if they're not careful.

Really enjoying Risa's "genre-savvy relaxed cuteness" vibe. Reminds me of a certain gremlin Hikki...

Source: Kanojo mo Kanojo S2E1 18:00

I didn't know this level of cuteness was possible.

It's amazing how cute things, when doubled, become doubly cute.

Source: Kanojo mo Kanojo S2E1 19:00

"My love language is having someone love me back."

That's why having a dakimakura to hug is an acceptable substitute.

Source: Kanojo mo Kanojo S1E10 13:27

If you want someone crazily in love, sometimes you get both the "crazy" along with the "love"...

Well, now you do. Good luck!

Source: 16bit Sensation 0:47