Is this thing on?
I don't know what to put here, lol.
I wish I was a big dog owned by a penthouse shut-in
Dogs
nutmeg furniture with dong and cheesegrater, 179$
If I'm not asleep then I'm basically Dimitri saying kill every last one of them
I hate that
In all forms except physical, I am Doey the Doughman
He's not wrong. The gentle voices really do be lying.
You're telling me some stickers changed the trajectory of my life?
Everyone has childhood memories and I just have a huge void.
Life is a game I've already beaten and I keep replaying old levels trying to relive experiences I'll never get again.
Sleeping is so much better with a big dog on top of you.
So nostalgic for January 1 - January 20, 2020
Is there anything better than cuddling with your significant other on the ninetieth floor of a luxury building
I hallucinate birds, cats, and children all the time, and I hate it when they actually show up at work.
I will never read the card in the Balatro logo as an "A"
The cheapest way to get more food at a fast food restaurant is to actually tip for takeout
The easiest way to not fall down a slippery slope is to not step on it.
I have seen the face of Joy - it is two magpies building a nest together
