SuperDuper @ superduperenigma @lemmy.world

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"Those blacks love sneakers and crime, we've definitely got the black vote locked down this election."

-The GOP, without a hint of irony

Why wouldn't they be able to watch anime?

I still remember clicking a bunch of irrelevant ads for knives and other weird shit on a forum I visited regularly because the owner said they get slightly more money when ads get clicked on site.

I'm doing my part!

That picture looks like it could be a depiction of Yaldabaoth, the malevolent demiurge of Gnosticism who is said to have created the material world. He is often depicted as a snake-like figure with a lion's head.

You are correct about the word volunteering.

I have no clue what's up with the white line, though.

Well you see, Sharia Law is imposed by brown people, so God hates it. Jesus was white, American, and a registered Republican, so God loves the brand of extremist Christian theocracy the GOP will bring upon us.

/s

!aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz

Trojan Horse virus

Well if you ask the banks he's got at least a bazillion dollars worth of property. And if you ask the IRS he has at least fifty dollars worth of property.

But it's good to have a few excuses ready to go.

So just make it act like a typical human?

Steve Huffman: Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our controlling shareholder, Mr. /u/vredditdownloader

Probably the same can of spray-on hair that Stephen Miller uses

God gave Samson superpowers for having long hair.

People compare the collapse of America to the collapse of the Roman empire all the time.

They often neglect to mention that the process took well over 100 years for the Romans.

We might be witnessing the collapse of America in real time, maybe not. Only time will tell.

These feet were made for walking

That's just what they'll do

One of these days (if you pay me 5 figures plus travel expenses) these feet are gonna

Walk all over you

I know it’s just a joke image but I do love the idea of someone who makes much of their money illegally but also has this very honorable commitment to paying their fair share in taxes.

If you're convicted of criminal activity you'd be smart to include that in your taxes. The last thing you need is to be convicted of tax fraud in addition to getting convicted of drug trafficking. If the government already has a record of you profiting from criminal activity, make sure you give them their cut.

Spez is straight up luring the userbase into a rug pull scam.

Plenty of rubes will fall for it and the stock will be overvalued for a short period of time, then the institutional investors will pull out, then the rubes will panic sell, then institutional investors will slowly buy back in a little bit and it'll eventually reach some kind of baseline but never get back to where the redditors bought in at.

I just hope I can get some good puts in before the rug pull happens.

Cool, now explain away his decision to make a custom award specifically for the main mod of jailbait.

Also, fuck no I'm not giving him the benefit of the doubt over his own jailbait moderator status. No way he and the rest of the staff were not aware of that at any time.

It’s a TERRIBLE investment.

"We are not profitable"

-Spez, certified jailbait aficionado