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  • Regarding the soap thing, your Bob should have come with a refillable cartridge that you can put your own detergent into and it'll dose it out automatically for each wash.

  • Some more:

    • Smoking while observing a sheep.
    • Smoking on the dancefloor at the hippest discotheque in town.
    • Smoking while threading the film into the stedicam rig on the set of the Stanley Kubrick film The Shining (1980).
    • Smoking while performing open-heart surgery.
    • Smoking while restarting the computers at the dinosaur park.
    • Smoking while Niel and Buzz are down on the surface.
    • Offering a cigarette to a dodo
    • Stubbing out your cigarette after filling in a form which asks for your date of birth which is the 7th August 1968.
  • "Cats can keep secrets, but choose not to. Change my mind."

  • Please don't work yourself into living a lie, the longer it lasts the harder it is both to maintain and unravel. My drinking buddies still think I'm the Vice President of Northern Macedonia's body double. I mean, they've had three elections since then.

  • Yeah, but some people shit thrice daily.

  • In seriousness, though, one of these type of sites looked like a scam but they warned me that my Driver Registry needed defragmentation to avoid WiFi Corruption and had a free download to fix it so, y'know, swings and roundabouts.

  • The 10Gb is full duplex, so you can transfer at the full 10Gb though that is split between upload and download. These and the kind of 'problems' I wish I had to consider.

  • The idea is that you use the 10Gb port as a trunk, then you use your switch to split it into separate physical ports using VLANs.

  • Have the replicator print a replicator that auto-prints identical copies of itself as often as it can so you can cause the collapse of reality without having to be involved.

    Hell, have the replicator print a replicator without the 24-hour cooldown to hurry things along a little

  • Something, something, eating pussy, something.

  • Steady on with that kind of comment, please. They might be sequoia fuckers.

  • Yeah, especially printers. Fuck printers.

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  • Sawme here! Honmestly I dom"t thinkl I coukd ever go vack tp a mormal keyboard ¶¶¶¶

  • I keep thinking of creating Linux BTW...

  • Swipe down from the top of your screen and turn off 'Auto Rotate'.

  • "Modern Teens Killing Travelling Minstrel Industry"

  • If you're going to have a PC running Home Assistant full-time it might be worth looking into something like ProxMox which let's you run multiple virtual machines on commodity devices, even something as simple as an Atom USFF PC. That way you can do all your self-hosting on a single, dinky box

  • They're clearly under the control of Big Train, Loom Lobbyists and the Global Gutenberg Printing Press Conspiracy.