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propter_hog [any, any] @ propter_hog @hexbear.net
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  • All the sonics near me aren't even drive-ins anymore. They're just a drive-through with an inside seating section.

  • Inferred from another comment that it's CoMaps. Looked it up to confirm:

  • If 50 people were having a sing-along on my flight, I'd want them kicked off, too. Doesn't matter what they're singing; shut the fuck up.

  • The "pee is stored in the balls" line is an old internet bit that I don't know the full history of. They're not being serious.

  • The lung bone is connected to the... pancreas bone! The pancreas bone is connected to the... testicle bone!

  • Thanks

    Jump
  • The "cat with buttered toast on its back" of money generation

  • Thanks

    Jump
  • Fucking do it, I'd appreciate the edits

  • He called my boy a... 😢 a jay!

  • I understood that reference

  • Couldn't expect more from a ghoul than to pour sauce on top of their fingers for the photo. No actual human eats like this.

  • Chuck Mangione hit me hard, because that's yet another voice for the reboot of King of the Hill that won't be there. :c

  • Don't. Dump everything in an Exchange Traded Fund (ETF) that tracks the S&P 500. The one with the lowest fees is the Vanguard SPY asset. Unless you dedicate a lifetime to understanding the market, you'll never turn a profit greater than what this ETF will give you. Beating the market is almost impossible without insider trading.

    Edit: missed that you're in Italy. Find a similar asset in your country. There are similar ones on all major exchanges. You just want to make sure it's tracking the most successful companies. That's the gist of what the S&P 500 does. When a company starts performing worse than one outside this range, that new company takes its place. So the list always tracks the top 500. These are global brands, so there is almost certainly a similar asset in your country that tracks most—if not all—of these companies.

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    Definitely wasn't on my 2025 Bingo card

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    Hold the fuck-up

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    Best resources for learning Mandarin?

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    :grillman:

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    Check out this dope ass bear

    Chess @lemmy.ml

    My lichess 2024 recap

    music @hexbear.net

    Fortunate Son - Credence Clearwater Revival

    chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Saw this at Panda Express just now and I'll be honest, I'm a little panicked

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    Thanks, Fox News

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    eepy

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    Local dad rock station is killing it today

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    Deep Purple - Smoke On The Water

    Slop. @hexbear.net

    Real Oregon Trail hours

    Science Memes @mander.xyz

    Buc-ee Balls

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    caaaaaan do! 🫡

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    Honestly, priests banging each other while on drugs is a major improvement

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    Where my horror fans at?

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    Even Forbes writers are sad about the election

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    Getting a dose of some real fucking theory at the local high school's performance of Anastasia

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    Namaste