naticus @ naticus @lemmy.world

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Looks like you already know the joke since you basically explained it. You just don't have much sense of humor to go with it.

Missed opportunity for "beestiality".

Bestiality* btw.

I think I'm 1/3 male bee.

That last bit about GRUB is why I never put Windows on the same drive as my Arch, btw install. If they both have their own EFI partitions, Windows doesn't mess with Linux.

Several years ago I had no idea I had developed a cat allergy. The way I found out? Stopped by the apartment before a first date for a woman who had over a dozen cats. Didn't stay there long before realizing my eyes were swelling shut lol. Let's just say I took that as a sign to:

1. Avoid being inducted into crazy cat lady harem
2. Begin allergy shots.

Never mind. You people are children.

Says the tantrum thrower? Taking your ball and going home kinda shows the reverse here.

Tomato, tomato!

You're below minimum requirements on VRAM and you say it's not optimized. Well done.

Saying this as an American, my first thought was it had to be an American tourist.

They were looking out for you, you could get ran over.

I'm sorry, but I had to.

I hear @Townlately@feddit.nl likes being choked. Lol

Thanks for reporting back!

Oh damn, that's crazy. Yeah I know that it can wreck your liver but had no idea it could be so fast. Thought it was more a long term thing. TMYK.

A man needs a link.

"Tastes like wolf spit" from the grandpa wolf has lived rent free in my mind for like 30 years.

And maybe the chicken later, but absolutely not the dolphin.

Sour cream at Chipotle.

You mean Rocko's Modern Life?

Commas are important, but also their position, huh? It took me a moment to see what you were getting at because I kept reading it as intended lol.