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Shit my pants during my first day onsite at my first white collar job
  • The sympathetic pants shitting response

  • Shit my pants during my first day onsite at my first white collar job
  • lmao for real in this thread we should all admit to ourselves and everyone how we have all sharted at least once in our working lives. I think it will unironically build solidarity for comrades with IBS. It's more common than most people know.

  • Shit my pants during my first day onsite at my first white collar job
  • I've had some intestinal issues in the past comrade and I can tell you for certain that while most people will never admit to it most of us have probably shit ourselves a little bit at least once.

    I feel absolutely no shame about this and we should normalize being able to talk about the fact we have all thrown away at least one pair of underwear at work.

    Remember the rule, "never trust a fart" especially if there is any doubt at all, will save you emberassment if you play it safe and just take a bathroom break. Worst case you can say you just had to pee, best case you save yourself an unfortunate incident.

  • Handsome Fellow
  • That is definitely a raven

  • Dozens of San Fernando Valley white supremacist gang members charged in federal indictment, DOJ says
  • Kinda surprised the LAPD would arrest a bunch f their buddies.

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    I promise you nothing can prepare you for what I found at work with the Halloween merch
  • No it's actually full of Styrofoam beads which is totally on brand because it will kill your dog.

    I am not joking.

  • Mr Brightstide has risen
  • Oh fuck that's good

  • Mr Brightstide has risen
  • idk I think Kwizats Crackerach is a strong contender jus sayin

  • Mr Brightstide has risen
  • lisan al ghaib

    Was already a critique of the white savior trope so that statement is a bit redundant. I like mine better

  • Mr Brightstide has risen
  • The Kwizats Crackerach

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    I promise you nothing can prepare you for what I found at work with the Halloween merch
  • Why they gotta turn the most wholseome thing racist like what the fucking fuck.

    Whoever made the TV show David the Gnome would be super pissed about this.

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    I promise you nothing can prepare you for what I found at work with the Halloween merch
  • Yeah you right and I can imagine it still just like what the fuck man?

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    I promise you nothing can prepare you for what I found at work with the Halloween merch
  • No that's a nose. It's supposed to be one of those cute little gnome stuffies but whoever made this knew exactly what the fuck they were doing.

    Like this

  • "White Culture" is buying twitter for 44 billion dollars and turning it into a more mask off 4chan then vowing to do the same for Mars colonization.
  • Also funny that person made a dig at you for shit talking the Irish for being colonizers. In Amerikkka yes we most definitely have been. My ancestors sold out other minorities to get a seat in the cracker box and sold out their own still colonized people in our homeland at the same time and that is on us. But to equate us with the fuckin FRENCH? Nah dude fuck alllllll the way off lmao.

    Like next to the United Slave States the french probably have almost the most blood on their hands of any nation. Where the fuck did Ireland invade and occupy and exploit and extract shit? Only thing they colonized was Lenin's accent when they taught him english.

    Colonizing is when europeans destroy your entire language and religious traditions I guess shrug-outta-hecks

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    I promise you nothing can prepare you for what I found at work with the Halloween merch
  • I just like, can't fathom how that made it from design to approval all the way to the store shelves and nobody was like waiiiit a minute thinking-about-it

  • Iran sends cease and desist letter to the Zionist entity.
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    Tel Aviv right now
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    Episode 208: How US Media Repackages Pro-Police Policies as "Reform"
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    “Citizens to Aid Police in New Program,” reported the Los Angeles Times in 1975. “Community Policing: Law Enforcement Returns to Its Roots,” declared the Chicago Tribune in 1994. “Obama Calls for Chan

    Episode 208: How US Media Repackages Pro-Police Policies as "Reform"

    !the-podcast The official podcast is back

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    Eyes Left guide to getting out of the military without (much) consequence. You have no excuse. If you are a troop quit your job.
    soundcloud.com Refuse to Fight for Israel's Genocide in Gaza

    Biden plays with fire sponsoring the Gaza genocide, as US troops get hit with blowback, reinforcements rush to the Middle East, and the Pentagon escalates by bombing Iranian forces. Iran, Hezbollah, a

    Refuse to Fight for Israel's Genocide in Gaza
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    Got back into my youtube account on my new PC finally. In honor of this momentous occassion reposting this.

    That was way more annoying than it should have been fuck google.

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    1.7% of all gsw patients in the US shot themselves in the dick (this is not a bit post this is real)
    www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov National patterns of injury and outcomes of gunshot wounds to the penis: A Trauma Quality Programs retrospective cohort analysis

    Gunshot wounds (GSW) to the penis represent a rare type of traumatic injury in the civilian United States population. Although small, single‐center studies have reported results of care for these types of injured patients, no national analyses ...

    National patterns of injury and outcomes of gunshot wounds to the penis: A Trauma Quality Programs retrospective cohort analysis
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    This mfer think Hamas is coming for him in Denver lmao?

    New Hamas tunnels uncovered beneath Broncos stadium I never heard about or what?

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