white guy steals a bag of chips: misdemeanor
hispanic guy steals a bag of chips: separated from family and friends. lose job. lose house. get sent to south-american dictatorship (that we set up) country for life.
Classic socialists are bearded. Politicians today are all mostly clean-shaven.
If the classic socialists were clean shaven, today's politicians would be bearded.
I would still be a communard, only I'd be counter-culturing against the government by being clean shaven.
the post description said paintings were okay :)