Coolz, coolz. Didn't know who this was before last week, super looking forward to this being the last bit of information I ever learn about them. Way too much look at me im relevant to actually be relevant. Should anyone care what any celebrity endorses?

Ok my investments have all tanked so I guess I'm an insurgent working to tear down the system from within 🤷‍♂️

Nothing can top the searing hatred for Caillou though.

That is the most accurate description for him. Zero notes, pitch perfect.

Good lord you are a special kind of awful. Go peddle lies elsewhere.

Raised by whom though? Who failed to teach these lessons to this generation?

Because typically "decency" doesn't use a 2x4 with nails driven through it to get the point across...

🎵 but the taaaahms they are a chaaaaangin' 🎶

Methinks perhaps you overstate the intensity and desperation of the energy, but your point is absolutely valid, and they should do that outside of election season too!

Isn't this 2024? Isn't that a different ticket? Aren't they different people?

4. He has no sense of irony.

I prefer a "death star trash compactor" style solution to this problem. One where an astromech droid could not shut it down.

You know when you're looking for a recipe and you get those long blog posts about "As a young lad, growing up on the farm, we'd often gather bargle nuts for the seasonal..." before finally getting you the info?

Well your post is like finding the recipe only. That's it. That's their formula.

This is how you bake fascist biscuits, no preamble.

You will only ever get the blog post version when actually talking to a conservative however.

Say what you want about Putin, be he's a helluva spy.

He's so good that when he got intel that Kiev would fall in 3 days, he didn't bother to check the validity of that info and instead went on confidently to...not take Kiev at all.

So: I'll say what I want about Putin. He's a monster, a liar, a thief, an unimaginative, uncreative leader, a terrible commander, and a shit spy. Putin lucked out on a saving roll. Period. Don't elevate him any higher than the mud he walks on.

It doesn't live rent free in mine, but literally everything you said also applies to wired, which was also a massive nothing-burger.

The nothing burger you're talking about? Nobody ordered that one, we were all eating the other nothing burger, not particularly needing, or wanting a second order, hold the wires.

Out of the two bow-tie wearing personalities why couldn't we have Bill Nye?

Every religion claims to be the sole guardian of a revealed truth and they are all, without exception, liars and charlatans. Every. Single. One.

Kin selection is still our most wildly popular drug.

Because conservatives are fundamentally uncurious weirdos who prove the worthlessness of an unexamined life for the rest of us.

Sigh. There's always at least one of these things in every thread.