Hello fellow humans, I like digesting avian flesh. Beep boop

Tidal is also non fusion based

I was swimming with some buddies and we came across an egg

This is me partying with him a couple of months ago in Toronto. Just an awesome performer.

OP is clearly God and just trolling us. Nice try God, we're on to you

Why is that guy wearing underwear if he's just gotten out of the shower? Does he put his underwear on and then dry himself? Am I doing showers wrong?!

Put your penis in a bowl of vinegar. It'll help you find any cuts which can increase the risk of infection while also disinfecting those wounds.

But you probably shouldn't ask strangers on the Internet for medical advice or you'll end up with a pickled penis.

I would suggest framing your position in a different way. Maybe start by acknowledging that others may not choose this lifestyle but that you do it willingly and explain why you prefer it. You're coming across defensively in this thread and if you're also coming across that way in your communications with social workers I can see why they might not believe that your lifestyle is a choice.

Jokes on you, solar energy is nuclear fusion

why are you asking this on Lemmy???

Because this would be a weird LinkedIn post

There are places where you can get free std tests.

The army is one of those places

I believe it's unillegally trespassing

Oracle Sales Lawyers are the worst

CAUKUS just rolls of the tongue

I'm not sure about questions to ask but you should definitely wear a monocle

haha, this is amazing. The only thing I would add to that video is to lift the base of the jar out of the water while the rim is still submerged before putting on the lid. Otherwise the jar will have a positive pressure and the fart will explode out when the lid is opened.

Google has become an awful company. I'm in the process of degoogling but it's not easy given all the monopolies they have created

Collect your fart while taking a bath. Submerge an open jar, once it's full of water, invert the jar and position it above the collection zone. Any farts released will bubble into the jar in their full potency. Lid the jar, label it, and refrigerate for maximum freshness.

Well I've never heard anyone say "you shouldn't drink someone else's pee who has recently consumed good coffee" so I guess it must be fine

Yeah, that's why they say you shouldn't drink you're own pee if you've recently had coffee