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  • Your fault for not listing the size and list of toppings for both pizzas, one could be a small personal pizza size with just cheese and pepperoni and the other a full huge New Yorker sized one with double of everything.

  • Well looks like I gotta scratch that off my list of shitty internet jokes to comment.

  • Why wait for someone else to do it when you can make up scenarios to get angry at.

  • Gestures broadly*

    Everything happening right now.

  • Pffft these kids would die if they drank rocket fuel aka pour all the hard liquor you have into one horrific drink and skull it down.

  • AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN

  • Murdered by a homophobic piece of absolute scum of the earth shit.

    I hope they throw the book at him, but I know how America is right now, he will probably be working in the government by next week.

  • Rude!

    Jump
  • Well you did wave it in my face for 5 minutes, it's hard not to.

  • Man, that reboot is cursed. That's two who have passed since they started it.

  • This one we're in right now lol, plus it's only beer, not the entirety of alcohol.

  • Aww man that sucks, he was my favourite reoccurring character on parks and recs.

  • Maybe a nice spiced rum is your style or would you prefer the floral bouquet that is gin?

    If you want that body buzz like weed, a nice hop heavy beer will hit the spot just right.

  • Take a deep breath, it was just a joke.

    You sound like you need a cigarette.

  • Your loss, it was a pretty damn good piece of cake.

  • Nah just wanted to see if I could tickle my balls at the same time.

  • This exchange on truths twitter post.

  • Right here homie!