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  • I’ll take “or die” thank you.

  • Poor Robert Singer didn’t even get an honorable mention, considering it was the same actor from SPN, with the same name and one-liners (balls and idjit).

  • I would tell them. Because I’d want someone to tell me before I do something extremely stupid that is also extremely expensive.

    Now if they decide not to listen, then I’ll grab the popcorn. At least then my conscience would be clear.

  • 🤣

    How’d it go?

  • Despite my executive disfunction, I find enjoyment in doing household chores; more so than I do with my job.

    Plus, everything piling up over the week is what I find stressful. So I try very, very hard to do at least one thing a day, every day. At least that way, no matter how bad my executive disfunction gets, I can at least say I’ve done something.

    Today my goals are;

    1. Take my dog to the park and walk around for a bit.
    2. Start cleaning up and see what it’ll take to fix my garage.

    That’s it. If I end up doing more, then that’s icing on the cake. But at the very least, I want to be able to close my eyes tonight with some satisfaction.

    I know this is shitposting, but this gives me the excuse to verbalize my intentions and have the universe hold me accountable. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

  • I have a couple of friends but only one of them reached out to me when my ex left me. He was the one taking initiative and picked me up, took me for a drive in his car and we just talked.

    I had a friend like that once. We lived on opposite sides of town from each other, and I didn’t have a working car at the time. But that never stopped him from coming to get me anytime I needed to get out of my house and away from my drama. He’d even let me crash on his couch for as long as I needed.

    Anyway, I just wanted to lament on your comment, and agree with you how important someone like that can be for you; especially in a time of need.

  • …you should see her vagina.

    No thanks. I’d imagine roast beef looks more appealing.

  • If I may piggyback off this comment and add one more thing: it’s a difficult conversation to be sure, so please do you and your girlfriend a favor and just be succinct and the point.

    What I mean by this is that often times we want to make difficult conversations less painful, so we start dancing around our truth to try to soften the blows. We worry that we’re going to hurt the other person, and sometimes we end up making things worse in the process.

    Good luck to you and her. I hope you two can find your paths going forward.

    @FelizTheCat@thelemmy.club

  • This is hilarious.

    To me it’s not so much about what it is, but rather why would anyone buy it? Showers are free, and probably less embarrassing to have and use.

  • never used

    box looks more beat up than a fed ex delivery

    Riiiiight.

  • You should go buy her flowers. Make her breakfast in bed. Anything and everything to say thank you.

  • First, the 12-yo in me wants to say: heh he said PP.

    Next, the adult in me wants to know if this, like Rogaine, is something you’ll have to take for the rest of your life, and be expensive? Or is this an actual cure, as in you take it and viola you’re cured; no more treatments?

  • It’s supposed to be “and”, not “or”. Subtle, but important to recognize.

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