Sitting around in my utopian spaceship being mad as hell all the time because 24th century Dengists are keeping the government from coming and stealing all my clothes
Sure, Hitler was bad, but we’ll never be able to reach across the aisle and compromise with Nazis if you keep making jokes about him killing himself like a fucking loser! Please change and grow as a person :(
I’m honestly shocked they’re admitting how bad he was, I was expecting them to do some shit like say that he’s normally cognizant and just forgot to have a balanced breakfast this morning
The coup attempt in Bolivia happened because of Hexbear being offline for the day, thankfully our big beautiful mods were able to get the site back up and running just in time to save communism through the power of posting
One of the freaks who make up his base is gonna try to shoot him again because he edged them for three years with no payoff