“Oooowo miiister Lloooooid. I forgot my pro-trac-tor! I’ve been very naughty today.”

If he’s in power, there will be no press release, just a hounds release.

Wow - grandmaster accessories already!

Is there... Is there a matching blindfold? Asking for a friend.

excellent nightmare fuel, as always.

Religion doom scrolling is truly the opiate of the masses.

Congrats Grammaw! Keep on keepin' on, you beautiful thing you!

We're fast approaching that golden age where every president comes standard with PDF creation skills.

Ahh! A worthy opponent!

[security contractors joined by officers hailing from across the federal government] converged for a mission dubbed “Operation Diligent Valor,” authorized under Executive Order 13933, purportedly to apprehend “anarchists and left-wing extremists” who’d been driven by Floyd’s murder to target U.S. monuments commemorating slave owners and Confederate traitors — dangerous individuals, Trump said, advancing a “fringe ideology” painting the U.S. government as “fundamentally unjust.”

Irony is dead.

JD Vance will be stirrin' that macaroni for sure!

the defenestration is incredibly relevant.

Useful idiot.

I am trusting the fact that Kamela Harris is letting illegal imigrants into this country who are raping and murdering children.
Sir, this is a Wendy's

Be careful how you jaunt.

Live your truth, friend. At least you have tomorrow's first shot locked and loaded.

I'm feelin' the love. Opening the game to modding to the degree they already have has lengthened the life span of this game for weeks months of additional play time. Making it open source would make it immortal.

WHERE'S MY REFUND FOR GODUS PETE?

Drinking mercury helps, I hear

Grammaw has never been so conflicted.