saw that apple intelligence puts email summaries instead of content preview in the thumbs sometimes and immediately nuked the service from orbit
as Zoomers attain the mantle of 'older than the kids that are older than the babies,' I hope Gen Alpha views our detached cynicism with the same type of scorn we view quipsnark winknodding with
Kazunori Maruyama (technically??? I mean just, like, fuckin listen to it lmao) – Mujoe’s Theme (Bomberman Jetters)
read the word 'ante' today and immediately launched Balatro like it was a sleeper agent activation phrase
me: oughhh ughhhh im fucked up on amoxicillin and ibuprofen. eugh my right sinuses. eugh. wehhh :(
looking at a slice of my essay due tomorrow, joker laughing, like im just fuckin saying shit
whoever is responsible for naming a historical epoch the "modern" period needs to be spiritually punished by mysterious forces in an unusual manner
in an alumni meeting with former youth assistants at my synagogue at my dad’s insistence
digimon's just one of those things that I simply do not think I will be able to grasp the essence of through osmosis
gen Z is not a uniquely reactionary generation nor is it a uniquely revolutionary generation