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Tristaniopsis @ Tristaniopsis @aussie.zone
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US returns to lunar surface for first time in over 50 years: ‘Welcome to the moon’

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  • Yeah and you know that? I’ll bet $100 it didn’t land upside down.

    • Stop putting your wet iPhone in rice, says Apple. Here’s what to do instead

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  • SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE FOLLOWED BY AT LEAST 6.5 SLICES OF TOASTED SOURDOUGH.

    • Customs and Border Protection's top doctor tried to order fentanyl lollipops for helicopter trip to U.N

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  • Or maybe he just want a lick’o the ole fenty.

    • What the heck is going on here

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  • Far out. I hope some Silicon Valley saviour comes to the rescue.

    • Ducks, chickens and geese

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  • Awesome post!

    • Customs and Border Protection's top doctor tried to order fentanyl lollipops for helicopter trip to U.N

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  • I think he didn’t like flying and was hoping to numb himself into not panicking.

    • Tips for falljng back to sleep

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  • People who are noisy and lack respect for other’s sleep enrage me.

    But I was only joking. It was merely a hypothetical to solve the problem.

    Like: ‘could you remove the neighbour?’

    • Netflix Avatar review: another live-action cartoon misfire

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  • Plus I’m far too old to be watching childrens’ cartoons. Another reason I’ve never respected it.

    • Netflix Avatar review: another live-action cartoon misfire

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  • Ah cool. Ok

    • TIL Taiwan and Australia have the same population, about 23.6 million

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  • No thanks, I’ve already eaten.

    • Looking for FOSS WYSIWYG HTML editor

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  • Chur bruh.

    I’ve put some on a 8” floppy and sent it in the mail.

    • TIL Taiwan and Australia have the same population, about 23.6 million

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  • Wow! No one told me that I have Taiwanese citizenship as well!

    So we exist in both places at once?!!!

    • Tips for falljng back to sleep

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  • Can you get the dog taken away from them?

    • For this dead star, 72 years is a single Earth day

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  • That doesn’t make sense. Is it 72 years or a day?!?

    • What does Blinken's 'table and menu theory' signify?

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  • Lunch?

    Dinner and getting raped in the limo?

    • Major Alabama hospital pauses IVF after court rules frozen embryos are children

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  • "Even before birth, all human beings have the image of God, and their lives cannot be destroyed without effacing his glory." Said the judge, picking up his banjo and fondling his sister/mother/cousin’s ass at the same time before breaking into a song about the joys of incest and mountain-brewed methamphetamines.

    • Cactus ransomware claim to steal 1.5TB of Schneider Electric data

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  • Oh man. Those weird half-in-the-dried mud tinfoil-wrapped hackerz next to cacti are THE WORST!!!

    • Looking for FOSS WYSIWYG HTML editor

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  • Far out. Wait til you see my FANCY text.

    • Videos show migrants stripped of clothing in freezing temperatures at Serbian border

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    • Whale song mystery solved by scientists

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  • Who said anything about that?!?

    It’s pretty OBVIOUS that they would go into a land-based recording studio with studio musicians, and lay down some tracks.

    I mean… do you really think I’m that fucking stupid?!?!