This is great news to wake up to

I got 10 Dogecoin for free ages ago, which made the Elon crypto grift 10x funnier watching my fractions of a cent turn into many whole dollars I should have somehow got more so I could have taken money from Elon fanboys

only one click away :3

It's a cheat code to a stress-free life.

Sounds like we need to install an "Anti-cheat"

How about 5 different cameras in the same place

Harm reduction i say as I lift a comically large anvil above the white house

Neuralink advanced medical instillation technique

Wait, it was all a ruse? I have already brought the whole collection of true leftist theory (Harry Potter complete collection) all for nothing?

You won't believe this

yeah same I live with insane hogs, so I feel stuck and like shit, but at least I can change the text on the hexagonal bear site

The other leg needs to have a plane

I'm still waiting for him to freeze up enough for them to have to wheel him away on a sack barrow

Fat Shack??

In South Korea you have the freedom to work 60 hours, but In North Korea, all jobs are banned except for dusting the Kim Jong-un portrait. If you are found doing anything else, you will be executed for 12 generations.

any idea on how i claim my payment from the see see pee? I was promised a substantial payment, however, I have been unable to locate my local secret police station. Any help would be greatly appreciated.