The Infinite Nematode @ TIN @feddit.uk

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I thought ages ago about a passive technology to use solar power to capture carbon dioxide and turn it into solid form.

I realised that I was trying to invent trees.

Oh thanks, missed that.

What happened to hexbear? I mean, I blocked the whole instance so I didn't have to read their crap any more, but did it disappear?

Thanks for the advance warning. No doom scrolling tonight, got it!

Thanks, I didn't think about this and was about to report something which, lo-and-behold, has a bug report already.

Amazing, thanks!

That's just taking the pith

Ah, thank you, not being able to recreate it was driving me slightly loopy

I get stakeholders in the me-visiting community to self-empower their activity through user induced notification media

Hmm, closed out the app, reopened, not doing it any more. Put it down as an intermittent bug!

The biscuit debate is fraught with danger.

Let me throw in another one though, Penguins or Tim-Tams? This will get the sparks flying, especially if there are any secret Australians hanging about in the forum.

Stupid sexy owl-unicorn

So 3 pieces of string walk into a bar.

First one walks up to the barman "3 beers please"

Barman says "sorry, we don't serve string in here"

Second one walks up to the bar "3 beers please"

Barman gets angry "oi, I told you we don't serve string"

Third one messes up his hair, twists about, coils himself up, goes up to the bar "3 beers please"

Barman peers at him "here, you're not one of them pieces of string are you?"

"No I'm a frayed knot"

Interesting. Are you allowed to jump over the border and claim that as by air?!

Is there a reason for the closure, do you know?

Couldn't you now do that but go higher, Armenia, Azerbaijan, and then the central Asian -stans into Pakistan? Avoids both Iran and Afghanistan.

I am rubber, you are glue

Stephen Christopher Yaxley-Lennon, a working class hero? I wonder why he changed his name to Tommy Robinson?

When we reach that meme, whatever happened will happen again

The usual is "also available in white"

Hats off to you sir, very good