Donnie's cell phone plan has been cancelled again. He is really upset because he he can't follow how his investments in BullCoin, the world's first beef tallow-based cryptocurrency, is going.
Xi agrees to let Donnie get his WiFi password if he pays half the bill. Donnie pays and tries to sell Xi some of his BullCoin. Xi declines and Donnie gets mad, claiming that Xi is taking advantage of him and being unfair.
The thermostat is in Donnie's room and to retaliate and make Xi buy his BullCoin he turns off the heating. Xi puts on warm clothes and changes the WiFi password. Although it is annoying to do with gloves on, Xi manages to work on his model railway.
Having spent all his money on BullCoin, Donnie has no money and the box with all his warm clothes was thrown in the Hudson river during the move due to an altercation with the movers. Now Donnie is cold and he has no WiFi. He tries keeping warm by wrapping himself in old fastfood wrappers.
At the end of the day Donnie turns the heat back on and Xi changes the WiFi password back. The episode ends with Donnie being mad about his loser friend Z not being grateful enough for getting the WiFi back.
"Sweden is the r*pe capital of the world!" has been a fash talking point for decades. The kernel of truth is that Swedish authorities take sexual assault more seriously than most other countries so more cases get reported and their crime statistics count each individual assault instead of just each case.
Now imagine that talking point being combined with a national inferiority complex towards Sweden, the bigger country who won all the wars against you and who makes you look bad by trying to be less shitty than you.
A Kingdom of Cages: Danish Regime Rolls Out Harsher Sentences to Avoid Becoming Too Swedish
In a carefully choreographed press conference steeped in racist dogwhistles and set against the grim theatrical backdrop of a Copenhagen prison, three senior officials from Denmark’s Social Democrat-led right-wing regime — Peter Hummelgaard, Troels Lund Poulsen, and Jakob Engel-Schmidt, the respective heads of the nation's Social Democrat-controlled Ministry of Justice,Liberal Party-controlled Ministry of Defense and Moderate Party-controlled Ministry of Culture — unveiled sweeping reforms to expand the Nordic kingdom’s prison system and sharply escalate penalties for violent crime.
Lol, they're already out there crying crocodile tears over "anti-Semitism".
I hope this makes other foreign agents of the genocidal apartheid regime occupying Palestine really scared and paranoid. Zionists have had it far too good for far too long.
Lo, when the breath fails mid-committee speech, down ride the Voter Valkyries, golden-lanyarded and grave, they bear the fallen Democrats — who perish not in scandal but in decorum — to Valhalla, where nothing shall fundamentally change.
There waits Odin, god of wisdom and moderate compromise, parliamentarian of the gods and god of parliamentarians. In his hall no reform stirs, no firebrand speaks, none disturbs the adults in the room.
Each morn the moderate einherjar rise to canvass and debate, to lose with dignity. By night they celebrate the rules and norms, they feast on SæhrĂmnir the Avocado and sip HeiĂ°rĂşn’s Chardonnay in bipartisan peace.
At Ragnarök, the final election day, they ride once more to reach across the aisle and secure the the most noble of defeats.
US Embassy Backtracks: Parking Can Be Woke After All
The United States Embassy in Denmark has quietly stepped down from a demand that the City of Copenhagen refrain from promoting "diversity, equity, or inclusion" — all for the privilege of selling the yanks some parking permits.
The official history is that it was started to make western Europeans stop hating eachother (with the unsaid purpose of allowing them to concentrate on hating the USSR instead).
Unironically yes. Raising children is real, socially useful work. Raising five of them is hard work. Being a privileged member of the apparratus of imperial violence is not.
I do, however, doubt that she raised them herself. I would be very surprised if she didn't have underpaid nannies to do the heavy lifting while she was off murdering brown people.
I hope he suffers for a long time and that he is haunted by visions of all the people he murdered and by the knowledge of where he's going to spend the afterlife.
But who's going to be the democrat candidate in 2028 now?
![SoyViking [he/him]](https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/8caeeb67-1ca6-4c07-b7f9-28cd03ae9920.png?format=webp&thumbnail=128)
I love how he thinks it is unfair that there is the same sales tax on Yankee goods that there is on everything else.