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Boomer Humor Doomergod @ Semi_Hemi_Demigod @lemmy.world
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France, UK sign ‘historic’ deal to coordinate nuclear deterrence for first time

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  • Just hook the bodies of the folks who fought at Agincourt to generators and we could power both countries

    • came across some family heirlooms today, hahaha!

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  • They used to be 3.5” floppies and if you put tape over the copy protection hole you could get a ton of free disks

    • VC behind ‘996’ work culture debate says 5-day weeks won't build billion-dollar startups

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  • Jokes on him: some of the laziest jobs I’ve had were for successful startups.

    Hell, I work for a startup right now and spent the last three hours in my hammock watching YouTube.

    I get paid for results, not time

    • Belkin is killing off parts of the Wemo Line

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  • Anyone who buys a WiFi enabled crock pot deserves what’s coming to them

    • CIA trained militants in Tiananmen Square were no match for our Glorious People's Repression Of Student Protesters! 💪💪💪

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  • CIA trainees demonstrating their militant tactics:

    • I Just Want to Watch Some Videos

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  • It’s rare I’ve seen it this well done

    • I Just Want to Watch Some Videos

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  • It’s been a hot minute since I’ve seen a confused Jackie Chan meme. Well done, OP

    • Smackdown

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  • It’s still real to me dammit

    • "You can't hook copper into fiber that way, you just can't do it."

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  • Absolutely. “Better to say nothing and be thought a fool than to say something and remove all doubt.”

    • "You can't hook copper into fiber that way, you just can't do it."

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  • For context: He’s talking about the communication system between airports. Apparently it had been over copper, but now they’re taking bids to make it all fiber.

    But, as usual, he’s an idiot who has no idea what he’s talking about.

    What a stupid timeline

    • JPL: The JSON Programming Language

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  • Thanks I hate it

    • Who Remember This? We Also Broadcasted It Live To Schoolrooms

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  • Could have been worse. They wanted to send Big Bird.

    Also, I wasn’t in kindergarten yet or I’d have seen it. I think this is a core Gen X memory that Millennials don’t have.

    • Larry David Sets HBO Return After ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ Wcith American History Sketch Comedy Show; Obamas’ Higher Ground to Produce

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  • The only person who could make a sketch comedy history show better than Drunk History is probably Larry David.

    • Volkswagen reports electric vehicles sales surge in 2025

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  • Maybe if I’m very very good they’ll bring the electric GTI to the states.

    • Pop it in your calendars

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  • I only got into subnautica because Markiplier was so funny screaming in the videos

    • Before the algorithm took over, natural cruelty ruled supreme.

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  • Every generation is horrible because every generation is made up of people, and people are the worst

    • YSK that apart from not having a car and voting, the single greatest thing you can do for the climate is simply eating less red meat.

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  • I raised pigs for meat. Three were females but their little brother didn’t taste very good because we left him intact. Much more gamey.

    Cannibals claim humans taste like pork, and we’re so similar that we can use pig organs.

    • NYC's Congestion Pricing Has Caused 'Quality-of-Life Improvement' in Just Six Months

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  • Only problem I see is that if the public transit gets better then fewer people will drive, thus lowering revenue.

    I’m gonna take my car to Manhattan just to help pay for busses, $9 at a time.

    • Pop it in your calendars

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  • I’ll just watch some let’s plays on YouTube

    • Women come, women go

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  • Such is mango