Your problem is the headline. And you've now tried arguing against it many many times. You've even said multiple times that "I don't know why".
That's ridiculous. If you're that shallow I could care less about what you've said with other people while you, let my my notes here... ah yes. While you've criticized just the headline and nothing from the article, which I'm 100% sure you haven't even bothered to read.
My favorite part was after he used the pretty Deadpool as a meat shield he tried CPR on him and blood was spouting out of every bullet hole. That was a great gag.
Here's an Eli5 video on how rockets work.
https://youtu.be/jI-HeXhsUIg?si=UvtAkVdbPDYimitY