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What's your stupidest pickup line that actually worked?

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  • What you want for long, sloppy blowjobs are Flintts Mints. They have a chemical that makes your mouth water like crazy. They use it on swabs for people who can't produce saliva. I use one when weed gives me dry mkuth. It'll make her drool everywhere.

    • What age is minimum to call someone "bitch" as an explicative?

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  • I once called my niece Lil' Bit, and every adult in the room's breath stopped for half a second. Not i call her that all the ti,e when her parents are around! She's 9, so that won't last much longer.

    • What was the sluttiest thing you have ever seen at a wedding?

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  • Like this Dave Chappelle bit?

    • Given it's #humpday I'm curious about your favourite way to hump or get humped...?

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  • I do love to make needy girls hump their stuffed animals...

    • Looking for Asian girlfriend? I am now available for you

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  • I'm sure the not is serious as long as you pay her price.