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  • Also something related I never came to grips with: cat's breath = the stench of a thousand decaying corpses. Licks fur constantly. Fur = the smell of springtime itself.

    My (unfortunately late) void had a scratching post with the top level just at my nose height, so whenever he lolled around there I made a point of taking a deep breath of fluffy freshness.

  • Never again
  • The Problem is, being unprepared worked out for them because they always had someone around who was prepared. It's the same people who say afterwards: "You see, wasn't that bad, all worked out fine". Yes, it worked out fine because someone else was prepared and saved your ass. The worst of those people then also somehow turn it into their own achievement, which makes them think like that: "Why would someone carry around $thing$, I never do that and yet I still manage to save the day."

    Unfortunately, being such a person seems to be a requirement to get hired for middle management.

  • I know Mormons can't have alcohol, but couldn't they just dip their tongue in a glass of beer and not move it?
  • I guess every religion old enough has such kind of loopholes. I know from Roman Catholic that there can be made up so many exceptions that the 40 days of lent before Easter books down to a few days of actually fasting. No lent if you're travelling (commute to work counts), no lent if you have guests, and of course no lent if you are a guest somewhere else. And Sunday is exempt from lent anyways.

  • Knife vs. Gun Control?
  • The permit requirement does not apply to kitchen knives, does it? Been some time, but I travelled to Tokio quite frequently for work, and always made it a point to go to kappabashi and get a nice cooking knife, some of the longer than 20 cm.

  • What are your favorite openings to a book?
  • *When I was very young and the urge to be someplace else was on me, I was assured by mature people that maturity would cure this itch. When years described me as mature, the remedy prescribed was middle age.In middle age I was assured greater age would calm my fever and now that I am fifty-eight perhaps senility will do the job. Nothing has worked."

    John Steinbeck, Travels with Charley.

  • Sid Meier’s Civilization VII - Official Teaser Trailer
  • Yeah, it seems at a certain breaking point in the difficulty curve it becomes "catch up with the AI boni", which made it a completely different game for me. And as you said, usually by renaissance you know if this is going to be a landslide victory (which at that point becomes a chore), or if you're screwed.

  • Breaking: Trump Verdict Livethread
  • You see, I don't think people like him ever feel shitty. He feels as a victim, a martyr of sorts, people like this can and will twist anything in their heads so that it proves their grandeur, their importance.

    This guy goes to sleep every night thinking how great he is, and how the world is just jealous and that's why some stupid judge was out to get him.

    My dad is a pathological narcissist and behaves exactly like that.

  • Have you ever bough an external hardrive only to take the disk out of it?
  • I guess it shows how out of touch (old) I am that it's completely bewildering to me that there could be people who do not understand folders ... on a computer. Phones, tablets, yeah, I get that, those actively make it harder and harder to access the folder structure. But computers?

  • Spediteure fordern Reinvestition der Lkw-Maut in Umrüstung der Lkw-Flotten
  • Vgl. Landwirte. 25% Lohnsteigerung ist selbst für die IGM ein feuchter Traum, aber unser Bauer im die Ecke ist sich immer noch nicht zu doof dafür, mit einem "Agrardiesel muss bleiben" Aufkleber auf seinem Q7 rumzufahren.

  • Human rights
  • My bidet toilet came with a "demonstration tool". A (transparent) plastic contraption that can be put on the toilet which 1) activates the bum-sensor and 2) blocks the water stream.

    The toilet also has a "demonstration" mode, I did not dare to turn that on, though.

  • Human rights
  • I got to learn to love those bidet toilets through my frequent (extended) work travels to Japan. Got one for myself at home when the bathroom was up for renovation. Now I am dreading any work trip to not-Japan because I'll have to shit like a barbarian for that time.

  • Egg thief
  • Oh, I have a similar story from my (unfortunately late) void:

    Had a big chunk of pork, which I trimmed for the BBQ. All the cuttings (mostly fat) I put in a pad to render (?) the delicious lard. Somehow I forgot to put a lid on the pan while it cooled down, and the whole thing got forgotten in the mess the kitchen was after a nice Barbie and beers with friends. Next morning I woke up, thought "oh crap, the lard". Went downstairs, first susicious thing: cat nowhere to be seen. Pan on the stove was completely clean. As in straight from the dishwasher clean. The I saw the cat lolling around on the sofa, barely awake, and almost unresponsive. Even shaking his morning treats did not prompt him to come into the kitchen (which usually was the ritual). And then it dawned on me: the little rascal slurped about a whole pound of pork lard during the night from the pan. Did not eat for two days straight, but seemed happy as a clam.

    Wherever he is now, I hope he gets all the lard he wants.

  • epidemiology
  • To be less hypothetical and more scary: Think about all the ancient pathogens that are dormant in the permafrost. Those could become a real problem when it starts to thaw because of global warming.

  • Mögliche Spionage für China: Krahs Büro rief geheime Dokumente im Handelsausschuss ab
  • Der Optimist in mir sagt, "Na endlich fangen die an, sich selbst zu zerlegen". Der Pessimist kontert: "Jede rechtsstaatliche Aufarbeitung wird von denen als Hexenjagd instrumentalisiert werden, und es wird funktionieren.'

  • How is the hydrogen made?
  • ...and with what devices? Currently, there's 11 GW of Electrolysis capacity available worldwide, with about 400 GW potentially realised by 2030. That's 0.07% now of the total production of 16 TW from fossils, increasing to a whopping 2.5% in 2030. And that does not take into account that energy markets will be competing with industry that uses hydrogen as a reduction agent (steel, for example) to replace fossils. It also does not take into account that hydrogen is not as easy to transport than other fossils.

    Hydrogen might be the solution to the energy crisis, but for that we'd have to pick up our game immensely. Which will not happen if everyone thinks hydrogen is already freely and abundantly available.

    !Remind me in 20 years

  • Zinsarbritrage, wo ist der Haken?

    Moin zusammen,

    habe (mehr aus Langeweile als aus irgendwas sonst) eine Kreditvergleich bei einem der Aggregatoren durchgespielt, und dabei tatsächlich ein Angebot von unter 1% für 30kEUR auf 2 Jahre bekommen. Auf meinem Tagesgeldkonto Krieg ich derzeit 3.25%. Jetzt könnte ich ja einfach die 30k vom Kredit da drauflegen, und dann einfach von dort die Raten bezahlen. Kurze excelei sagt mir, dass dann am Ende gute 800 EUR übrig bleiben, und ich habe da noch nichtmal eigenes Geld eingesetzt. Selbst wenn ich zwei Stunden mit dem Kreditantrag besxhäftigt wäre,. wäre das doch ein netter Stundenlohn... Da muss doch ein Haken sein? Im Grunde könnte man sowas ja auch mehrfach machen (allerdings wohl nur soweit, wie man fiktiv die Raten bedienen könnte), oder versaut man sich damit die Schufa?

    Wo ist mein Denkfehler?

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