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Three Chinese nationals arrested in Japan after thousands of protected hermit crabs found in suitcases | CNN

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  • I’m all for poly relationships, but a thousand crabs in one suitcase is a bit much…

    • Finding out how much your boss cares

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  • I want the most formal paid leave available, boss. Lol

    • The Rent Reducer 9000

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  • So… the longer rentals aren’t rented, the higher prices go until the local rental economy collapses and properties get sold off to decentralized management firms, who are willing to gentrify a group of properties until they can raise the rent floor on everyone.

    • If I can’t feel it, where did the sin go?

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  • Idk, I was kinda getting there lmfao

    • You leave once the ride is over! And not a moment before!

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  • “But we’re getting so many views right now, fam…”

    • Diese Gemeinde ist nun Teil der Bundesrepublik Deutschland oder so

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  • I asked ChatGPT to translate a meme and now GPT talks to me like:

    • Reminder about Rule #2: No politics

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  • 🕺🏻 Cool👍

    • Trump administration may half 145% China tariff to 50% next week: Report

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  • “We got em the ropes!”

    we literally ran out of ropes

    • My first post on Lemmy

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  • OOPS! I just saw the “no politics” rule. My bad. I shouldn’t have used Ronald McDonald’s likeness…

    • Reminder about Rule #2: No politics

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  • 🍑💨 I only saw this rule after posting. My baaaaad