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OozingPositron
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I miss console ads being this weird

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  • Sovl.

    • The struggle is real

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  • Me looking at 100 GB of EYNTKE taking up space.

    • EU chat control law proposes scanning your messages — even encrypted ones

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  • Won't somebody think of le childrun!!!!11!1!1!!

    • [USA] Appeals court rules that cops can physically make you unlock your phone

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  • Or you can press the power button for like 10 seconds, that should force a restart and android asks for password/pin/unlock pattern after restart or after 48 hours.

    • EU attempt to sneak through new encryption-eroding law slammed by Signal, politicians

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    • This man is living the dream

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  • Most onion hating Frenchman.

    • I mean it.

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  • What did the ICE tables do now?

    • lemmy user(ule)s: "this sign won't stop me because i can't read"

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  • Fun fact: Abbott sells methylphenidate chlorohydrate with a retardant effect so that it lasts for approximately 16 hours instead of 4, and they called it Aradix Retard lmao. I know why they called it that but I can't help but laugh every time I see it.

    • The "xylo" is greek for wood

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  • TUBULAR BELLS!

    • US submarine pulls into Guantanamo Bay a day after Russian warships arrive in Cuba

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  • Holy propaganda Batman!

    • I am the outwitter!

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  • Is that Fox Mulder? lol

    • SponsorBlock (and DeArrow): "YouTube is currently experimenting with server-si…" - Fosstodon

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  • The Ol' Reliable.

    • Even if god exists religion can't possibly be the way to god

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  • Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

    • Today, it has been 6 years since The Elder Scrolls 6 teaser

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  • They could take 30 years to make it, but it would still be made by Bethesda and it would still suck.

    • You have 15$. How would you spend it so that you'll be the happiest you can be for 15$ ?

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  • My man! 🤝

    • HP bricks ProBook laptops with bad BIOS delivered via automatic updates — many users face black screen after Windows pushes new firmware

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  • I will NOT buy a Texas calculator.

    • Have you got any weird questions for the opposite gender?

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  • Brings memories of Alg I.

    • Sorry you were lied to by a shitty 90s thriller movie rule

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  • We can finally greentext properly.

    • Finally, 3.5 Years After Launch, No One Is Working on Cyberpunk 2077 at CD Projekt

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    • What's something weird and mostly useless that you can do with your body?

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