NPa [he/him] @ NPa @hexbear.net

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19-year old brigadier general drone pilot when his superiors tell him to stop bombing aid convoys for 15 minutes while they're doing the hostage rescue

Keir Starmer couldn't even make a proper mud-pie if he was living in a bog

That's a gross misrepresentation of a sacred and hallowed tradition... We also get drunk during the drive between stops, while waiting to enter the houses and also while planning the trip and when we're running around naked in the middle of the city square to swim in the public fountains.

The bad guys did an oopsie 😡when they knocked down the two towers 🫣 so then the good guys did a heckin democwacy in the middwe east 🥰 but but then the evil bad pwootin went and did an owie on our fwiends isis in sywia 😭 and we had to use depweted uwanium in Ukwaine to stop him 😇

This man needs to be dissected for science so we can finally discover the source of Hitler Particles

Yeah can i get uhhhh penis juice extra pulp

We are perhaps weeks away from finding out he's making the WaPo journalists piss in bottles to meet quotas. He's just that depraved about """efficiency"""

Pokémon battle or game of pick-up?

Getting your news from NPR is like getting your news from those soothing YouTube videos of rainfall and white noise

Brie: "hey Virgil why do you have a clause about getting residuals even in the case of... 'doing a Polanski'? What does that even mean?"

Virgil: [disappears in a cloud of vape smoke]

Ok this guy might actually be dumb as shit

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Government_Pension_Fund_of_Norway

and various crackpots, the most interesting is probably Ástþór Magnússon, who is running for the fourth time. He has this aura of madness around him and has had grand plans to turn Iceland into some center for international peace. He has always talked against any kind of warfare, especially the Iraq war. But is now especially unpalatable to most because he takes the side of Russia in its conflict against the west and has even suggested that Putin get the Nobel peace prize for the annexation of the Crimean Peninsula. Maybe it's because he has a Russian wife but who knows

I'm sure they got that juche in them, but I also think public works projects just move very slowly here, there's only like one metro line in Hanoi for almost 9 million people and I don't think they've even completed the first one in Ho Chi Minh City yet after 12 years of construction.

Not that I can really point fingers, the Copenhagen metro began planning in '90, construction in like the mid 90's and the first line wasn't done until 2002 after something like a doubling of the budget and years of delays.

Mf went full spurdo

Yeah I'm sure Putin is calling up all the retiree-age ex-soviet gladio fighters to instigate the global proletarian revolution